Jolly wink

When your ejaculate hits the closed eye and remains a bit the eye lid when opened sticks.

She's having trouble closing her eye lid because of the jolly wink I just gave her

by Panior December 6, 2017

Jolly Jacking January

Jolly Jacking January or JJJ is the month where you are offensive to people who aren’t “the boys” or your friends in general and the month u jack off at least 10 times

Weirdo1: it’s Jolly Jacking January
Weirdo2: yeah and I jacked off 69 times In worship of the Slop Gods

by ShimPee December 3, 2019

Jolly joyride

Where a close group of guys get together to blow off some steam by stripping down and taking pills laced with different drugs mixed with viagra while one guy gets Rohypnol. Everybody then has there jolly time with the odd one out (can be done women with dildos)

Man 1: man ive been really exhausted lately i think its time for jolly joyride Saturdays

Man 2: yes please although if i ziontavious gets the coke and viagra mix again my butthole might tear. I cant keep losing the hospital knows my rectum too well…

by Shmeat pounder86 March 26, 2024

jolly juicer

A person who often use the restroom to drop a deuce.

Sam: That girl goes to the bathroom every other minute!

Brad: She must be a jolly juicer!

by SirPoopMyPantsAlot August 9, 2010

jolly spritzer

Shitting in a spray bottle and filling it up with 3/4 water. You can heat it up in the microwave to make things interesting.

I was so angry at my roommate for eating all the cupcakes so I made him a jolly spritzer .

by hotandflustered January 19, 2014

el jolly

The adjective "el jolly" means "gleeful, harmless chaos that are committed in a playful & funny manner.".

When you shove a cookie into a child's mouth to shut him up, you're el jolly (or crazy, if you do this regardless of what the kid is talking.). In that meaning, then when your cat kicks a ball onto your face, then growls and jumps off the table, then it's el jolly.

"You killed three bandits in Red Dead Redemption 2 just by jumping on a bed and fallin' on them? That's el jolly. Now go make a celebration coffee."

by rettamitnA October 29, 2023

Jolly Floggin

Jolly Floggin is the brisk, swift act of violently skipping down the street, naked, whilst strumming a uke.

Man, i saw ol jimmy jolly floggin his way down to the super market last night!

by Jimmy "Buttsoup" Johnson December 26, 2021