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Boris Johnson

1. Boris Johnson means have a party but call it a business meeting/ work event. (Verb)
3. Boris John means liar (Adjective) but can be used as lie (Verb)
Let’s have a boris johnson.
Andrew is a boris johnson.
I’ll boris johnson to the police officer.
by NicknameisBelly June 25, 2022
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angry johnson

A term used to describe an erection that hurts so much. A throbbing boner.
'You see Willy twitching over there? He's got an angry johnson in his pants."
by xxdemented_dreamerxx December 2, 2009
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Alysha Johnson

Alysha Johnson is one of the best friends in the whole world. she is amazing, kind, beautiful and funny. She can make you happy when your sad, just hands down an amazing person to be around. She is like a sister to me and whenever we are together it is never boring. She can do anything she sets her mind too and never puts herself before others. Even though we are at different schools she is always there for me and I am always there for her. I am never leaving her and I hope she never leaves me. Her laugh brings a smile to my face, if I ever call her she always answers. She has been with me through ups and downs, highs and lows she helps me everyday even if she doesn't know it. If I have a problem she always helps, if I need her to listen she always does. I am with her to the end whether she likes it or not I am never leaving.
Person 1: Who is that?
Person 2: That's Alysha Johnson
Person 1: No way!
Person 2: I know right!
Person 1: We have to go talk to her.
Person 2: Okay lets go!
by Sam Betz February 15, 2021
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Landen Johnson

A person who will not stop to dominate the competition. If you know someone named this RUN. Run as far as you can after that take a bus and then an AMTRAK train. Get the nuclear codes and nuke the town where "Landen Johnson" lives. I wish you luck to survive. God help us all.....
Landen Johnson burned down my house because I forgot to give his pen back.
Landen Johnson threw Terry off a bridge because he forgot to pay him his $20.
by Ctrl+Shift+Esc May 5, 2022
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Danny Johnson

SOO (Son Of Oleum)

A very keen Commodo from 54!

Loves Wets Boats in the garden and google earth
Danny johnson loves the wets boats
by keebs001 April 14, 2011
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Gerbert Johnson

by Green Fella September 24, 2023
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Owen Johnson

A loud and obnoxious man, Owen Johnson can be found shouting out things like "LITTLE MANNN" and "IT'S WEDGE'S BIRTHDAY!" between mouthfulls of cake, political debates and un-comformable anti-religious beliefs. His motivation to do well in life is based upon the fact that he resides in the county slum, aka Tonyrefail, thus his schoolwork is immaculately presented and is well received by his teachers, and love is felt towards them by Owen, apart from Mrs Goodridge whom he has a distaste for due to the resentment felt towards Owen after discovering that he is a homophobe. Although Owen's stomach sticks out as much as a rucksack carried by an Afghan in an American airport, Owen is a lovely boy and can be extremely attentive and caring, once asking me "yow orait". His lack of a belt - which reveals his neatly manicured and shaved arsehole - is compensated for by his beautiful smile. Owen is a gorgeous boy and will succeed in his life which will unfortunately be cut short, due to a high possibility of developing heart disease, high blood pressure, type 2 diabetes or a heart attack.
"I did an Owen Johnson last night"
"What?! You revised for 7 hours straight?"
by Mark Greenberg June 6, 2018
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