hand jocking

to masturbate vigorously; another way to say beating meat or prying the clam
Donna doesn't like going in the locker room with her because she is always hand jocking under her towel.

Shelly seen Sean hand jocking on the computer.
by Drew D.G. January 07, 2008
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knob jock

the most aussie word ever!! Used to describe a real annoying dikhead
sik aussie kunt: steve is such a knob jock
Idoiot skip: Whats that?
sik aussie kunt shakes his head and walks away
by ARKELZ November 16, 2007
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Nob Jock

Shortened version of 'nob jockey'. Meaning gay man (someone who rides the cock).

General abusive term.
God, you're such a nob jock!

Mert's such a nob jock!
by Jake Howard May 11, 2008
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jock oil

“He sucked me clean of my jock oil last night bro
by Bruce Willie September 05, 2021
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Knowledge Jock

It is the academic "jock" of a person. It is the academic work and effort put into an academic duty upon which freeloaders like to ride and mooch off of.
A: Hey bro, hook me up with last night's homework!
B: Man, get off my knowledge jock!
by Oorah! March 20, 2011
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radio jock

Someone that changes the radio station every 20 seconds
wow, that guy is such a radio jock, he changes the station every 10 seconds
by thesmartguy123 June 05, 2010
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jock-a-versity

A jock-a-versity is an institution where the jockular values of athletics trump the life of the mind, where tailgating and the big Saturday game get more attention than academic pursuits.
Most universities today meet the definition of a jock-a-versity, especially the BCS institutions. They play athletics on a professional level, pandering to an undergraduate student body that values highly attending sports events and partying.
by Circus Room October 21, 2011
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