Bumper Jerky

Bumper Jerky is jerky made from the now roadkill that you ran into.

I made Bumper Jerky from that deer that busted up my car and sold it for the money to fix the damned thing!

by ZuccheroMorte November 14, 2021

Turd Jerky

When you wake up up in the morning after butt sex with dried shit on your Dick.

I woke up to take a piss and my Dick was covered in turd jerky.

by TastelessT’s December 12, 2021

crooked jerky jockey

When you jerk your jock and it is not quite the straight rod you’re looking for. Usually drifting to the right unless you have an unusual dominant hand

The grinch is such a crooked spirit he even has a crooked jerky jockey

by Chonga December 24, 2021

Beef Jerky

Equivalent to a salted cow raisin.

Man1: yo man, you want some beef jerky?

Man2: you mean... Cow Raisins? Sure.

by DoesThisRagSmellLikeChloroform April 28, 2022

Beef Jerky

Another name for a Cow Raisin.

Beef Jerky is just salted and flavored Cow Raisins

by DoesThisRagSmellLikeChloroform April 28, 2022

Dick jerky

The Act of cutting off one's penis, frying it and letting it dry into jerky before feeding it to your loved ones.

"Hey Betty, ready for sum Dick jerky?"

by TehStateofZen June 11, 2022

Boozy Jerky

Mediocre handjob while rocking whiskey dick.

After a night out with the boys my girl gave me a boozy jerky.

by GlizzyD August 31, 2022