Jerk It Up 

Looking something up, with the intentions of jerking off to it

Tonight I think i'm going to jerk it up to some celeb nudes

Jerk It Up by Mister. K January 30, 2016

jerk Cobain 

to masturbate and finish by blowing the load into your own mouth

Man, I was feeling depressed last night so I gave myself a nice jerk Cobain.

jerk Cobain by mglange March 4, 2016

Jerk Cobain 

The act of shooting oneself in the face with their own semen whilst pleasuring oneself. Even better if you convince your girlfriend did it to you.

1: So I was jacking off last night, and accidently Jerk Cobained myself.

2: Yeah, sex with Courtney was great, all up until she pointed my dick away from her during a handjob and I Jerk Cobained myself.

Jerk Cobain by Mr. Misanthropy July 19, 2016

Jerk towel 

An unwashed towel used to clean off jizz from your penis and/or bedsheets.

Aww shieet! I jizzed everywhere! Good thing I have my Jerk towel.

Jerk towel by Moar semen May 15, 2016

Jerk Off Shuffle 

1. The awkward way you walk when you have semen dripping down your body after jerking off on the way to the tissue box

2. The lightning fast run performed when you're jerking off and you hear the garage door open

Dude I jerked off and got jizz all over my stomach so I had to do the jerk off shuffle to get to the bathroom and clean up

Jerk Off Shuffle by Dj Pj August 9, 2016

jerk shower 

Beating you meat while in the shower

"Ayo I'll meet you there I'm just gonna jerk shower then come on over"

jerk shower by Itschurboi August 18, 2017

jerk face butt 

When your homies butt looks like a face and they're being a jerk

Mario is such a jerk face butt with his loudness.

jerk face butt by tehheppehp September 12, 2017