Moose Jaw Warriors

This team either sucks more ass than you can imagine, or is the best team in the WHL. Similar to my balls, this team is located inside of the jaw of a moose.

Dumbass #1: “Hey, wanna go to the Moose Jaw Warriors game?”

Dumbass #2: “Only if we can dump popcorn on the Swift Current Broncos fans.”

by Cool Dude (Real) April 22, 2023

Pook jaw

When you smoke so much meth or crack that your lower jaw moves without your knowledge or moves side to side as if grinding your teeth with out actually grinding them together or touching

Haha look at stu he's got pook jaw he so cracked out swimming on the ground

by White neechie June 4, 2023

Alex Jaw

Head that is so outrageously sloppy that it makes you wonder if a bitch's jaw has detached from her body, like a snake enveloping what should otherwise be an impossible meal; Head that is indistinguishable from throat.

"Madison seems shy, but when I took my pants off she delivered some A-grade Alex Jaw."

"That mandible was built for Alex Jaw bro."

by Shingalingy July 20, 2023

molly jaw

When someone’s jaw moves from side to side like they are chewing gum, often looks uncontrolled.

You should’ve seen Kim’s molly jaw in her tape with Kanye ☠️

by AnimalJam100 January 14, 2024

Rocket Jaw

When a junkie has rapid jaw movement with no end in sight, absolutely smoked out and lost in outer space.

Brittany, the snow bunny, was so turnt up on that crystal meth after a few hits she had Rocket Jaw and Tyrone couldn't even look at her with the lights on!

by WhiteyMcbride August 9, 2024

Rusty Jaw Harp

Like the Rusty Trombone but performed on a woman. Instead of the back and forth action of a trombone, one uses the flicking action of playing a jaw harp, with the accompanying analingus.

Did you and Gail seal the deal last night?!

Seal the deal?! I gave her a rusty jaw harp for a solid 30 minutes. She busted hard.

by BerryrVA December 26, 2024

Slack Jaw Yockle

A person who is currently living either on a reservation or in a trailer and is missing teeth and brain cells. They wear outfits and never change them nor do they wash only when they’re tank gets refilled or there chief wants to be more generous like gender equality. They all have the same interest in lumber industry.

Random person: I can’t see you im blind

Slack Jaw Yockle: oh don’t worry your not missing out on much my supplement of bannock bread hasn’t been delivered im looking very unlucky

by Michael Mirkly January 3, 2025