Weiner Jacket

Someone who is absurd and/or a butt trumpet.

Tell me who my real father is, or I'll hex you, you weiner jacket.

by headasexual October 16, 2011

Jakey

Scottish term for a dodger, junkie, alcoholic

Did you see that jakey on the back of the bus?
yeah with his eyes rolled in the back of his head the shit stains on his jeans.

by Rastaman36 May 17, 2009

jacked as shit

When a person thinks that they are really strong with enormous muscles, but in reality they are small.

-Soccer Player: Hey bra, I just maxed out at 140 on bench!

-Football Player: Wow, dude! Ur jacked as shit!

-Soccer Player: I know, right?

by mtnt69 May 8, 2011

jacky t

jacky t is the funniest guy ever and will always make you laugh because humour is what he loves. he is so caring and loving and will do anything for the people he loves because they mean the world to him. he is so strong and puts up with lots of stuff and always strives to do his best and be the best he can which everyone admires. when jacky t walks in the room everyone is gravitated towards him as he lights up the room and makes everyone so comfortable and happy around him as he is so easy to talk to and not judgemental at all. and last but not least jacky t is the most handsome man you will ever see in your whole life, his face is so attractive and has perfect features and an amazing body that is very sexy. everyone loves him.

and jacky t is the best boyfriend (soon to be husband) ever and his girlfriend loves him so much <3

some girl: “wow who’s that guy he is so hot and funny”

ruby: “yeah that’s jacky t hehe”

by jackytswife October 2, 2021

Jizz Jacketed

When somebody ejaculates into a jacket then throws it at you as a prank

Ewww dude thats fucking nasty i just got jizz jacketed

by Lee Harvey January 11, 2009

Apple Jacked

Have your ipod stolen or "jacked".

I left the windows down in my car and I got apple jacked.

by S-ter September 25, 2008

fat jacket

The layer of fat on the average North American, both male and female, which covers the upper body. Components of the fat jacket include the panace, manboobs, backfat, and underarm sag. Although the jacket can be useful in winter as an additional layer of warm clothing underneath the underwear, it is more often a hindrance to mobility, flexibility, and getting laid.

The jacket is usually made mostly of nachos and cheese, although chicken wings are often used, and the jacket can be grown thicker through extended periods of sitting on the couch.

The fatjacket requires minimal maintenance, although it must be cleaned relatively often to remove the odour generated by sweat buildup.

1) I need to work out more regularly, because my fat jacket is getting too thick.

2) The bulkiness of my fat jacket makes it difficult for me to tie my shoes.

by Duster929 January 31, 2006