J-Storm

A holiday in the month of January, usually on a Friday, celebrated by Protestants while drinking a lot of beer. The day is chosen based on availability. The celebration is prepared for by withstanding from meat and alcohol for a week. Sometimes people plan for J-Storm, but in the end it really just is everyone getting f**** up when it's -20 out and there's nothing to do but drink in Wisconsin.

A first, J-Storm was about about drinking. Now it's about seeing old friend and drinking. Staring in January of 2012, J-Storm has grown significantly.
The first year Marty Spilled his drink on the ceiling and Joey took 23 shot. In 2015 Chase and Rae got engaged the same day as J-Storm (also Marty's birthday). In 2016 Angela fell asleep at the bar. In 2017 the bartender finally asked wtf is going on after reaslizing we've been doing this at J&B's Blue Ribbon Pub for 3 years.

Joey is the official historian of J-Storm.

Chase is the founder of J-Storm.

Marty's favorite holiday is J-Storm.

Pabst Blue Ribbon is the official beer of J-Storm but any type of alcohol is permitted.

Marty spilled his drink all over the place and Chase didn't care because it was J-Storm.

Marty:"On a scale of 1 to 10, how drunk are you."
Chase:"J-Storm"

"I had a *life event* to go to this Friday but I cancelled it to go to J-Storm.

by C-Stormer July 29, 2017

The J Syndrome

A fun and new way to say someone has small dick energy. Don’t tell anyone that has a name that starts with “J” and let them be confused.

“Oh, he just has The J Syndrome, you can’t blame him.”

by Chips Mischief October 15, 2020

Zeus J

A majestic unicorn like human that does live streams on MeetMe that has a majestic beard that any human would gladly wish to grow upon their chin. Zeus J is often times seen saying "cool george" to an extremely weird man named Georgeous that comes to his stream .

Georgeous: I love buckets of grease with extra ranch and lots of banana buns .

Zeus J : Cool George

by Someonethatluvstacobell June 27, 2022

J patty

J patty is a Jamaican Beef Patty (soft dough which surrounds a spicy beef mixture). It is typically sold by street venders and is commonly found in train stations, subways, or very low class dinners. It is served at room temperature and has shelf life of about 3 months. However due to its texture and form it is possible to be sold a J Patty that is at least 3 years old and you may never know. Regardless of its age a J Patty will produce the same effect on the human body. A restless night of making love to a toilet out rear-end.

The J Patty.. Americas best creation.

J PATTY ME

by The JPatty eater July 10, 2010

J-Walsh

While kissing a girl you just met out that night you un-zip YOUR OWN PANTS, grab her hand and put it on your DICK.

1 of 2 things will happen. She'll play with it or she wont. Either way you know whether to move on or go to work on that broad!!!

Guy: kiss kiss (Guy thinks. gotta pull the J-Walsh)
Girl: kiss kiss
Guy: un-zzziiippppp. Grabs her hand puts it in his own pants.
Girl: giggle giggle... you don't wear underwear and your dick is sooo big!
Guy: I know.... (Close the Deal!!!!)

by My cocks wingman October 19, 2012

side j

Whacking off, through the pocket on occasion, and secretly to the side.

"Dude, I swear Mike pulled a side j last night at the party."

by Rikki Tan November 3, 2008

hot j

a perfect hot beverage (mainly cocoa) that hits the spot just right.

yo jared, you got any more of that hot j? its very cold outside and that would be perfect

by wtfseanscool December 6, 2020