by Rikki Tan November 3, 2008
Get the side j mug.J-beaning is a sexual act, or fetish, where one pours jelly beans all over their lover and attempts to guess the flavors by consuming them off of their partner's body.
"Man, dis girl was into some weird ass shit, she had me j-beaning n errthang."
"I was j-beaning this guy last night, and everything was going well until I encountered the Buttered Popcorn™. Let's just say I won't be hearing from him again."
"I was j-beaning this guy last night, and everything was going well until I encountered the Buttered Popcorn™. Let's just say I won't be hearing from him again."
by ButteredPopcorn October 9, 2014
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Get the j cube mug.A younger man usually in his 20’s. He’s the Big Dick on the block where ever he is at, even if he isn’t. And won’t hesitate to put a fool in his place. Highly immature and childish at times, and cant ever keep commitments.
Here comes Big J and some of his dude bros, probably coming to do some rabble rousing or schmoozing.
by Boliver T. Shagnasty April 7, 2019
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by Applehead549 May 27, 2019
Get the Alexa J mug.A holiday in the month of January, usually on a Friday, celebrated by Protestants while drinking a lot of beer. The day is chosen based on availability. The celebration is prepared for by withstanding from meat and alcohol for a week. Sometimes people plan for J-Storm, but in the end it really just is everyone getting f**** up when it's -20 out and there's nothing to do but drink in Wisconsin.
A first, J-Storm was about about drinking. Now it's about seeing old friend and drinking. Staring in January of 2012, J-Storm has grown significantly.
The first year Marty Spilled his drink on the ceiling and Joey took 23 shot. In 2015 Chase and Rae got engaged the same day as J-Storm (also Marty's birthday). In 2016 Angela fell asleep at the bar. In 2017 the bartender finally asked wtf is going on after reaslizing we've been doing this at J&B's Blue Ribbon Pub for 3 years.
Joey is the official historian of J-Storm.
Chase is the founder of J-Storm.
Marty's favorite holiday is J-Storm.
Pabst Blue Ribbon is the official beer of J-Storm but any type of alcohol is permitted.
A first, J-Storm was about about drinking. Now it's about seeing old friend and drinking. Staring in January of 2012, J-Storm has grown significantly.
The first year Marty Spilled his drink on the ceiling and Joey took 23 shot. In 2015 Chase and Rae got engaged the same day as J-Storm (also Marty's birthday). In 2016 Angela fell asleep at the bar. In 2017 the bartender finally asked wtf is going on after reaslizing we've been doing this at J&B's Blue Ribbon Pub for 3 years.
Joey is the official historian of J-Storm.
Chase is the founder of J-Storm.
Marty's favorite holiday is J-Storm.
Pabst Blue Ribbon is the official beer of J-Storm but any type of alcohol is permitted.
Marty spilled his drink all over the place and Chase didn't care because it was J-Storm.
Marty:"On a scale of 1 to 10, how drunk are you."
Chase:"J-Storm"
"I had a *life event* to go to this Friday but I cancelled it to go to J-Storm.
Marty:"On a scale of 1 to 10, how drunk are you."
Chase:"J-Storm"
"I had a *life event* to go to this Friday but I cancelled it to go to J-Storm.
by C-Stormer July 29, 2017
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