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J-Storm

A holiday in the month of January, usually on a Friday, celebrated by Protestants while drinking a lot of beer. The day is chosen based on availability. The celebration is prepared for by withstanding from meat and alcohol for a week. Sometimes people plan for J-Storm, but in the end it really just is everyone getting f**** up when it's -20 out and there's nothing to do but drink in Wisconsin.

A first, J-Storm was about about drinking. Now it's about seeing old friend and drinking. Staring in January of 2012, J-Storm has grown significantly.
The first year Marty Spilled his drink on the ceiling and Joey took 23 shot. In 2015 Chase and Rae got engaged the same day as J-Storm (also Marty's birthday). In 2016 Angela fell asleep at the bar. In 2017 the bartender finally asked wtf is going on after reaslizing we've been doing this at J&B's Blue Ribbon Pub for 3 years.

Joey is the official historian of J-Storm.

Chase is the founder of J-Storm.

Marty's favorite holiday is J-Storm.

Pabst Blue Ribbon is the official beer of J-Storm but any type of alcohol is permitted.
Marty spilled his drink all over the place and Chase didn't care because it was J-Storm.

Marty:"On a scale of 1 to 10, how drunk are you."
Chase:"J-Storm"

"I had a *life event* to go to this Friday but I cancelled it to go to J-Storm.
by C-Stormer July 29, 2017
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The J Syndrome

A fun and new way to say someone has small dick energy. Don’t tell anyone that has a name that starts with “J” and let them be confused.
“Oh, he just has The J Syndrome, you can’t blame him.”
by Chips Mischief October 15, 2020
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Sky J

A famous naked man from norway, he was famous for sending naked pictures to preteens in bærum. he used to ask girls: "you want to see my "Sky J?" He was a preteen at the time so the authoritys couldnt do anything.

To day his not that famous, he plays in a wig wam wannabe rock band as a drummer. and he is also dubbing "Mot i brøstet" & "Karl & CO" (Norwegian comedy shows) with his outstanding rare laughter.
You want to see my Sky J?

Your Sky J look wierd...

a: what´s that?
b: this thing? thats my Sky J
by luckystroke December 9, 2010
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Big J

A younger man usually in his 20’s. He’s the Big Dick on the block where ever he is at, even if he isn’t. And won’t hesitate to put a fool in his place. Highly immature and childish at times, and cant ever keep commitments.
Here comes Big J and some of his dude bros, probably coming to do some rabble rousing or schmoozing.
by Boliver T. Shagnasty April 7, 2019
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J-Walsh

While kissing a girl you just met out that night you un-zip YOUR OWN PANTS, grab her hand and put it on your DICK.

1 of 2 things will happen. She'll play with it or she wont. Either way you know whether to move on or go to work on that broad!!!
Guy: kiss kiss (Guy thinks. gotta pull the J-Walsh)
Girl: kiss kiss
Guy: un-zzziiippppp. Grabs her hand puts it in his own pants.
Girl: giggle giggle... you don't wear underwear and your dick is sooo big!
Guy: I know.... (Close the Deal!!!!)
by My cocks wingman October 19, 2012
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J Sauce

The trademark barbecue sauce used in various menu items at the restaurant Funky J's.
Damn! J Sauce tastes so good with this pulled pork.

There's J Sauce everywhere!

I wonder what makes the J Sauce so delicious?
by bgcharlieelcra August 15, 2018
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side j

Whacking off, through the pocket on occasion, and secretly to the side.
"Dude, I swear Mike pulled a side j last night at the party."
by Rikki Tan November 3, 2008
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