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Ivan

Bro why does ivan look like a rata

like everytime i see him i think of a rata
Ivan was a rat in his past life.
by joshhuchersonfan101 December 15, 2023
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Ivan

Very hot sexy sexy sexy man. He could fuck me as much as he wants, huge cock bro. Literally sweetest dude ever and I'm not 100% he's straight, he's probably bisexual or something. Always an Aquarius and always best advice and opinion on everything but with like a hink of god complex. Hes an asshole but super funny and sweet at the same time. He has amazing hugs and he is good at art. He can also cook, he gives house-husband energy and he makes you laugh a lot. Again, very sexy, charming, sweet, funny, huge cock, hazel eyes with dark brown hair and glasses sometimes. Kinda short tho but he still slays and shit. PULLS HELLA BITCHES BRO, Ivan is awesome.
Girl 1: Omg that guy fr to fine, whats his name?

Girl 2: That's Ivan, he fine asf i know
by Ivans so fine November 7, 2022
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Ivan, a pansexual genderfluid human who uses they/them pronounces. Stand akutagawa (aka eyebrowless guy) and claims to be serious and emo at all times unless they put /j. so does that mean they are emo and joking?
Ivan? Oh the cool person with the BEAST!akutagawa pfp?
by childesolosyourfav March 19, 2022
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person 1: wow that guy ivan is so beautiful

danny: go away hes mine
by dannylovesivan May 14, 2025
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The Ivan Effect

When you are subjected to have a situationship with a guy who is interested in you for a month, specifically for sexual favors, then ghosts you out of the blue.
"Yeah I've been hanging out with him for a few weeks and everything has been good but he randomly ghosted me."
"He did the same thing to me. You got hit with The Ivan Effect."
by Mayviper May 1, 2023
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IVAN

A super un athletic person it pisses you off
Harrison is such an IVAN for sitting out on practice
by Brojoecopp June 2, 2025
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