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crap tap

when you blame a particularly volatile defecation on someone else to hide the shame.
"man did you smell that stench from cubicle 23?
yeah, it was dickie, he crap tapped it out man!"
by the_berg November 7, 2013
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Tipping and tapping

Conjuction of the words tipping and tapping, both meaning to have sex with. Best said in a Quagmire from Family Guy Giggedy, giggedy, giggedy type voice.
We were tipping and tapping all night long.

The people in the flat above me were tipping and tapping so I couldn't sleep.
by sosweet August 21, 2007
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sex tap

When you hit somebody with your nether regions, esp. in an affectionate way.
by woop-de-woop November 18, 2017
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Zac Tap

A direct punch to the head or face to get someones attention.

The concept derived from All Black rugby player "Zac Guildford", who allegedly has been accused of assault on multiple occasions. The most recent at a residential party, supposedly punching drunken patrons that had fallen asleep in order to bring them back to the party.
"OW!! What was that for?!"
"You needed a needed a Zac Tap, you weren't listening"
"Saying my name would have gotten my attention!!"
"... Well it worked anyway"
by DodgyRhino January 22, 2013
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bean tap

When you get hit in one of your nuts, but while its mostly a near miss, it hurts worse than a dead-on bullseye.
Me: "................"
Wife: "Oh Jesus it was just a little tap; quit being such a fuckin baby."
Me: ".......hhh........."
Wife: "I don't care how hard you bean tap yourself, you aren't getting out of watching Glee with me."
Me: ".........hhhhhhhhggggggnnnnh.......,,"
Wife: "Go ahead and turn blue all you want. You have to breathe sometime, so ill just pause the DVR until you grow the fuck up."
by Nremtp78 December 6, 2013
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Tap Semen

When your semen is completely clear and has no color or taste like tap water
Damn Damian’s girl told me he had some flavorless tap semen
by PewJew March 6, 2020
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Jack Taps

The tapping sound made when a man's testicles hit his hand while masturbating.
John: (Tapping sound)

Roy: Dude could you please wait till I'm out of the room at least to jack off? Don't say you didn't because I can totally hear your jack taps over here.
by Leubert McCracken January 13, 2011
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