ion

A word for idiots who don't know how to, or for some reason don't want to, spell out "i don't", making themselves look like morons.

When i see the word "ion" used as "i don't" i assume the person wasn't able to spell "don't" and/or didn't pay attention during sophomore Chemistry.

Swagger/Tumblr Wannabe: "Ion care she do wut she want."
Me: "An Ion is a particle with an electric charge because of the loss or gain of electrons, you halfwit idiotic fucktard."

by LimaRonan October 11, 2014

iostream

Input/Output Stream. The C++ equivalent of stdio. It provides the cin(input), cout(output), and cerr(error) stream objects.

// hello world program

#include <iostream>;

int main()
{

std::cout << "Hello, world!" << std::endl;
return 0;

}

by btx40 January 8, 2008

Ioly

Ioly is a shortened version of I Only Love You. It is mostly used on online chat services and to someone you have feelings for.

E.g. I was talking to David and he said Ioly! Yay, what a cutie!!

by deniseeey April 4, 2009

Iosha

a beautiful name for a girl. someone who doesent relise how amazing she is. she is someone who would never judge you, even if you did the stupidest thing. she is someone you can rely on and a great kisser :) she is beautiful in every way and deserves the best. xx

Iosha is beautiful <3

by yours in eternity xx August 3, 2011

Ionized

To get zooted to the point where black outs come as quickly as seconds go by; from alcohol and or drugs. Originated in Lawrenceville, NJ, Abduls basement.

Kevin and I were planning on getting ionized this weekend, so we went out and bought three bottles and some controlled substances

by HawaiianMcGee February 22, 2010

iopha

Cool person who makes original music.

That guy is a real iopha.

by Jim Dinson October 4, 2003

IOWT

I'm okay with this.

Guy 1: This one bitch was all over me.
Guy 2: Pics or it didn't happen.
Guy 1: <posts pic>
Guy 2: I'm gonna fap to that.
Guy 1: IOWT

by SickLaxBro March 3, 2011