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Ya Horse

A.often shouted out at trifflin, ugly ass, brutal people
B.said to establish dislike
-derived from "You whores" said by Tony Montana in "Scarface"
Look theres that Ho,Ya Horse!!!!
by yakks October 23, 2007
mugGet the Ya Horsemug.

horse's hymen

Something really tough...very difficult.
"This steak is chewier than a horse's hymen"

"These instructions are proving tougher than a horse's hymen"
by drbollocks October 4, 2008
mugGet the horse's hymenmug.

bitch horse

when someone is constantly complaining they are on a bitch horse.
Stop asking me to clean the garage. When are you going to get off that bitch horse.
by brian7651 December 4, 2012
mugGet the bitch horsemug.

horse shagger

Dan:louise wat are you doin
Louise:i'm just shagging my horse
Dsn:you fuckin dirty horse shagger
by pussylicker November 9, 2005
mugGet the horse shaggermug.

Horse Fister

A person who inserts their fist in to a horse's rectum. Derogatory.
That Steve is a complete horse fister.
by Jim Morisson October 22, 2004
mugGet the Horse Fistermug.

Horse Penis

The greatest thing to ever conjoin with my anus. It spread me like an eagle's wings and filled me like a jelly doughnut. When it entered my mouth, it slid down my throat like a slip n' slide and thrusted at the speed of sound. When the horse was done, I looked like a pregnant woman that ate expired mayonnaise. After a few minutes, I decided it was my turn. I angled it just right and pushed back and forth until my mayo filled the horse. Soon after, the horse pushed me down and fucked my asshole until it hit my colon. It was so deep I cried with joy. After the experience of a lifetime, I cried to the feeling of no horse penis. With 1,949 dollar, I bought a 208 foot horse penis dildo, opened the miracle, and went for the horse ride of a lifetime. It made my penis spring with joy and made me go for round two with the horse.
Michael Joseph Lee Gibson Loves Horse penis.
by HorseLover 69 December 2, 2022
mugGet the Horse Penismug.

Make a horse

An artistic, time consuming way of excreting faeces. Inspired by the way glass-blowers make animals out of hot molten glass.
"What are some special skills of yours?"
"I can Make a horse I'll show you."
"you do that too? You're hired"
by 182-90210 February 18, 2011
mugGet the Make a horsemug.

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