horse's hymen

Something really tough...very difficult.

"This steak is chewier than a horse's hymen"

"These instructions are proving tougher than a horse's hymen"

by drbollocks October 4, 2008

bitch horse

when someone is constantly complaining they are on a bitch horse.

Stop asking me to clean the garage. When are you going to get off that bitch horse.

by brian7651 December 4, 2012

Horse Barto

A MAN WHO LOVES THE SENSATION OF A LARGE HORSE COCK SLOWLY SLIDING DOWN THE ANAL CAVITY.

Emmett: 'OH HORSEY'.
Rickie: Horse barto save some for me you bad boy
Emmett: ' You want some'
Rickie: Yes horse barto

by FUUSED892 February 9, 2022

horse shagger

someone who shags horses

Dan:louise wat are you doin
Louise:i'm just shagging my horse
Dsn:you fuckin dirty horse shagger

by pussylicker November 9, 2005

Horse Fister

A person who inserts their fist in to a horse's rectum. Derogatory.

That Steve is a complete horse fister.

by Jim Morisson October 22, 2004

horse neutral

the act of being neither yay nor neigh about horses.

a horse neutral neither likes nor dislikes horses or the idea of horses

by fatal bert January 20, 2011

Make a horse

An artistic, time consuming way of excreting faeces. Inspired by the way glass-blowers make animals out of hot molten glass.

"What are some special skills of yours?"
"I can Make a horse I'll show you."
"you do that too? You're hired"

by 182-90210 February 18, 2011