hobolingus

To perform any Lingus - analingus, cunnilingus - on a hobo because, well, they're up for anything!

Cool dude: Hey, where's Kris?
Lontzy: Home sick. Said he wasn't feeling too good. Last I saw, he walked to the homeless camp looking for some hobolingus.
Cool dude: WHAT?! What was he thinking? You can't lick hobos!
Lontzy: That's what I was thinkin....

by HoboLuv March 5, 2020

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Hooligans

A group/gang of people created by Rapper 804.Blizzy

Ron: yo dat dude right dere hooligans
Todd: Dat Blizzys jawn

by FoeKutta March 14, 2020

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Hoofing

To shove ones hoof into an orifice

She's in for a good hoofing tonight

by Lord Bernard March 16, 2020

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Hooking the Clam

Hooking the clam is a coming of age sex gamepracticed in the working men's clubs of South Yorkshire, it involves around eight 'sturdy young men' and a couple of chubby barmaids, one of the barmaids strips off and is strapped speadeagle to the 'clam table' and is liberally coated from foot to chin in beef lard. The young men strip off and form an orderly queue in front of the second barmaid who is seated and begins to fellate the first in line to the brink of orgasm, he must then fully erect perform a belly slide along the greasy barmaid and attempt to 'hook the clam' by positioning his member inside the barmaids clam and ejaculating on call. A points system is applied to other places of ejaculation, the ankles one point, the knees or thighs two points and to hook the clam five points, if he should overshoot and hit the stomach or breasts foul is called. The winner is paraded around the local village and must take the barmaid on a paid night out.

Albert: "It's clam hooking time at the club tonight Jim"
Jim: "Aye if I was a betting man I'd say our young Mick is going to be hooking the clam"

by IntoxicaSean April 10, 2020

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