1. To flee rapidly from an area while attempting to remain casual, upon discovery of involvement in nefarious activity by an authority figure.
2. List of names (or a person whose name appears on said list) of friends with benefits for whom the "friend" portion consists solely of "dates" in which the man pays for the woman's dinner or movie, followed by sex.
2. List of names (or a person whose name appears on said list) of friends with benefits for whom the "friend" portion consists solely of "dates" in which the man pays for the woman's dinner or movie, followed by sex.
1. Every time the boss opens his office door all the dudes visiting his hot new secretary do the hooker book back to their cubicles...Embarrassing.
2. Yo, I saw you and Mary Jane at dinner the other night. Are you actually dating that ho? Naw man, she strictly hooker book.
2. Yo, I saw you and Mary Jane at dinner the other night. Are you actually dating that ho? Naw man, she strictly hooker book.
by Bitter Pills January 27, 2010
Similar to a mcdonalds run where you pick up food for your whole group of friends, instead you pick up a hooker who you and your friends simultaneously share.
by OMIEEEEEEE January 06, 2011
Truck slut with exquisite taste, fucks everybody with a diesel pickup. Usually found drunk as a skunk at the local mud bog.
Bailey's dad told him to stay away from those no good soot hookers, but Bailey drives a duramax because it's country and his dad just doesn't seem to understand.
by Sendit408 April 22, 2017
"I just watched this full movie streaming online at : http ://cutt.us/xKg1"
Do not click on this, this person is just being a Youtube Hooker.
Do not click on this, this person is just being a Youtube Hooker.
by Youtube Hooker May 10, 2014
Government hooker is the sexy vampire from the movie, “The Invitation.” However, this term can also be used to describe yourself or others when acting hooker like, sexy, flamboyant, or British in the Streets. If you’re giving government hooker, you are 100% slaying.
Clayton: “omg! Did you see Joshua on stage in that thong? So government hooker”
Bailey: “omg yeah, my badussy is ITCHIN!!!!”
Bailey: “omg yeah, my badussy is ITCHIN!!!!”
by critic.dude October 03, 2022
A lame poser who tries extremely hard to be tumblr, yet hates on others whom are tumblr because they so desperately wish to be them.
by ThetruthHolder6969 July 06, 2016
Anything that is amazing/filthy/rock'n'roll.
Inspired by Gaga and Born This Way's Hooker on Church Corner.
Inspired by Gaga and Born This Way's Hooker on Church Corner.
OMG! that's so hooker!
by LittleMonster1203 February 01, 2011