Finley Hooker

Short person(s), generally very annoying and odd

that boy almost Finley Hooker height…

by adamsnmax June 4, 2023

Hooker pretty

A female who looks like a lady of the night but in a pretty way. She has all her own teeth, no visable bruises, and her face isn't that busted up. But definitely not a 10.

That asian cocktail waitress is hooker pretty.

by MrsDanko November 21, 2016

hooker-antics

Shady or scandalous antics that are often typical of hookers.

He always fucks with hookers. When they roll him he acts shocked as if he's new to their hooker-antics.

by mmeez January 26, 2020

rusty hooker

A hooker whos legs are so tired from fucking that they move as if they are starting to rust

I tried to spead that hookers legs like nothing but i guess she was a rusty hooker

by Illiteratedylan March 10, 2018

Hooker ATM

The ATM machine nestled away in a corner of a hotel lobby, often used to procure currency to contribute to a nice young lady's college fund.

"A hundred bucks? OK see you in a bit." Commences to go to the Hooker ATM to withdrawal $100 before going back to his heel room.

by Kong September 26, 2015

Hooker Piss

When you have ur friend stick a fish Hook through your foreskin so you can piss no handed

The paraplegic had his friend help him hooker piss

by Captain Clam Hammer May 24, 2019

nipple hooker

Someone who sells their nipples for money.

Sara was a Nipple Hooker but she mad damn good money doing so.

by TattedJax October 27, 2013