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Wife, daughter, or hooker

A game that is played when a middle-aged or older man is seen with a considerably younger girl to determine the relationship between the two people. Given the age differential, it's usually plausible that his female companion could be his wife, his daughter or a prostitute.
When we were in the Orange County airport, we had to play a game of wife, daughter, or hooker after seeing a smoking hot girl in her late 20's hanging out with an older guy that appeared to have a lot of money. It was anyone's guess.
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filthy pirate hooker

A dirty woman who has sex with many many pirates
Leah is a filthy pirate hooker that love seamen
filthy pirate hooker by rl1634 January 20, 2009

Sum Good Booger Hooker Action

Sum Good Booger Hooker Action- When you feel an accumulation of snot hardening or ur ripened booger ready for picking, with the pinkie finger "booger hooker" you snag that bugger and upon visual confirmation, you say "Oh Yeah, That's Sum Good Booger Hooker Action There".
Sum Good Booger Hooker Action- When you feel an accumulation of snot hardening or ripened booger ready for picking, with the pinkie finger "booger hooker" you snag that bugger and upon visual confirmation, you say "Oh Yeah, That's Sum Good Booger Hooker Action There".

kensington hooker 

one of the many many heroin and crack addicted whores who patrol up and down kensington ave in north philadelphia soliciting drivers for prostitution
slow down your gonna hit a kensington hooker
kensington hooker by 700leveldrunk December 27, 2007

club hooker 

A girl who frequents restaurants, bars and club like establishments. This is a girl who flirts with men for the soul purpose to get drinks bought for her and ALL her friends. This is a smart girl who knows how to work all her ASSets. This type of girl typically has a boyfriend at home with no clue of the "club hooker" he is dating. This girl may actually be loyal but you'd never know by the way she acts in the "club"
club hooker by Michael Greco September 27, 2006

free hooker 

A chick who’ll do anything a hooker would but with the benefit of not having to pay for her services. She gets wet just thinking about hard dick and can’t wait to get pounded by it over and over. Her favorite thing is to get paid in jizz shot in and on various parts of her body while she begs for more.
Eric: Yo bro, you ready to go grab some food?

Tom: Yeah, just let me get rid of my free hooker first, I already fed her when I shot my load down her throat, she liked it so much she came back for seconds.
free hooker by cherrybomb69 March 18, 2011

Meat hooker 

When you order a hooker for no sexual pleasure, but instead throw deli meats at them. Use different types of deli meats for each player. Bologna, ham and turkey work the best. First person to stick 3 slices wins.
Hey would you like to order hookers this weekend? Only if we play meat hooker!
Meat hooker by Helloitsmichael December 2, 2020