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by hook or by crook

By whatever means possible, fair or unfair.
by hook or by crook, johnny was gonna get that done and prove it to everyonme that he was the best around
by raffle September 22, 2008
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man door hand hook car door

The mans hook is caught in the car door.
man & girl go out to drive under moonlight. they stop at on at a side of road. he turn to his girl and say: "baby, i love you very much" "what is it honey?" "our car is broken down. i think the engine is broken, ill walk and get some more fuel." "ok. ill stay here and look after our stereo. there have been news report of steres being stolen." "good idea. keep the doors locked no matter what. i love you sweaty"
So the guy left to get full for the car. after two hours the girl say "where is my baby, he was supposed to be back by now". then the girl here a scratching sound and a voice say "LET ME IN"
The girl doesn't do it and then after a while she goes to sleep. the next morning she wakes up and finds her boyfriend still not there. she gets out to check and man door hand hook car door.
by Anedo February 4, 2019
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Hookers gonna hook

a phrase meaning to accept what is going on a kind of sentiment for i just dont give a shit anymore...
by kaboom35 June 8, 2011
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Pintle Hook

When a man's Prince Albert piercing gets caught up on a woman's clit ring.
A guy goes to the doctor and says to him "Look doc, you're a man, I'm a man, let me explain something to you... I was on the business end of a pintle hook, is there anything you can do to help me out?"
by Jared Dreym August 9, 2009
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Sandy Hook

A shot of amaretto with a scoop of creatine in it

Amaretto (28% abv for historical reasons) and creatine because it doesn’t dissolve and has a sand like texture in your mouth
Me: “I’ll have a sandy hook”
Bartender: “get the fuck out
by Uhohitskaczagain July 23, 2021
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straight up hook up

Save your school supply coupons and use them tax free weekend. Some of your purchases will be for free.
Now that's a straight up hook up!
by RastaMermaid October 9, 2008
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committed hook up

1.A relationship which is not emotionally committed, but is monogamous.
2.A weekend only boyfriend/girlfriend who hooks up with you but is not hooking up with anyone else in the time between hook ups.
I am not ready for a serious relationship, but I need to have some fun so Alex is my committed hook up.
by AbAbyyy1622 October 8, 2009
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