New Hampshire Hamboni

When two men proceed to have anal sex with sliced ham around their genitals until orgasm when they then proceed to produce semen onto the ham slices and eat them

"last night daquerius and I got so horny we started doing some New Hampshire Hamboni in bed."

by Drug D. Ealer December 3, 2019

Jersey Hamburger

When a man takes a woman's patties (her breasts) and warms them up (slaps them around) then eats the hamburger (motorboat). He then slaps her across the forehead with his boner, knocking her out, then gives her some cement shoes (cum on her feet) and make her "sleep with da fishes" (pee on her face)

ay-yo douchebag, i totally gave Snookie a Jersey Hamburger after I gave her a Jersey Hotdog

by JerseyBoi Yee December 29, 2010

Hamborghini

(n.) A Lamborghini filled with people that are drunk (i.e., hammered).

The people in that Hamborghini were at the club drinking for hours. I hope somebody has good car insurance.

by TheJizel November 10, 2011

hamburgler

the lone rebel who lives only to topple the mcdonalds corporation, since he has no following he only burgles the hamburgers from the local mcdonalds.

the hamburglers cause is a good one but he needs to burgle something else for a change.

by Pyro88 May 16, 2004

Hamburger Ass

The feeling of fecal matter trapped between the buttocks; refers to the sensation rather than the result (see dingleberry).

Lack of wiping or wiping improperly will result in hamburger ass.

by Professor English July 23, 2010

hambone

Four strikes in a row during a 10 pin bowling tournament. Started as a catch phrase by ESPN announcer Rob Stone, it has turned into a bona-fide term for four strikes much like Turkey is the bowling term for three strikes in a row.

As Mike Edwards threw his 4th strike in a row, the crowd yelled "Hambone"!

by Samantha Mulligan February 27, 2008

hamburger

When a man wraps his dick around his testicles and makes it appears for the shape of a Hamburger.

Wow, he can do the Hamburger!!!

by Anonymous January 15, 2003