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Guardo

Guardo is a cool person on polynomers
Damn guardo is a cool person
by aklenton123 December 11, 2020
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Guardians

Another word to describe Native Americans. This term came about because referring to them as 'Indians' is misleading and confusing to people outside North America since they may think they are descended from migrants from India. The name comes from the first Americans being it's 'Guardian'.

The term is catching on. In sports the Cleveland Indians are now the Cleveland Guardian.
My Uncle Vinny won some big money at the Guardians Casino last night.
by Taekwondoka May 22, 2022
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Shame Guard

The piece of plastic/wood that separates urinals in nicer bathrooms.
by fubsish July 20, 2010
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Printer Guard

To guard the printer at work.

When you have printed something you know you shouldn't have, using your office's printer/ink.

You then guard the printer while your paper is being printed so that no one else can accidentally grab your paper. Which could result in embarrassment and/or reprimanding.

Also "Printer Anxiety":
While you are Printer Guarding, you may experience Printer Anxiety because (a) You have printed something long and it is taking forever. (b) Your paper has gotten jammed. (c) Someone is printing at the same time as you, so you both are standing near the printer, awkwardly.
Office Girl 1- "Wow, that was sketchy, I just got done printing 13 pages of my coupons, in color!"

Office Girl 2- "So what?"

Office Girl 1- "So, I had to Printer Guard for like 20 minutes while it was printing!"
by RazorBladesInCandyBars November 19, 2010
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Crusty Guard

When one ejaculates a significant enough quantity within their pants so as to build up a thick shell around their junk that acts as a biodegradable, homemade, and shock-resistant cup.
"Ah man, I was horny before the big lacrosse match so I built up a nice ol' crusty guard."
by anonymous March 29, 2015
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Scissor Guard

hey you where a total scissor guard last night i was hitting on some attarctive girl and you came over
by Masternonce69 June 16, 2018
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