troll guarding

Using brutish bullish or troll like mannerisms or actions to get your way over an object a person or a group or activity.

Quit troll guarding the remote

by h1pnotic0verkil April 27, 2018

splatter guard

A device made from toilet paper that keeps diarrhea from splattering all over the toilet.

Girl, you ate those BK onion rings last night. You're gonna need a splatter guard.

by jman2001 April 08, 2014

color guard hoe

a bitch that does not shut the fuck up about their winterguard/colorguard season. also known as me.

Hey we got first place at our show last weekend!
No one fucking asked, god you’re such a color guard hoe.

by c4an November 04, 2022

The Guarding Game

A game where the goal is for a boy/man to protect or "guard" their genitalia from their opponents attempting to grab it.

On the bus the group of friends were in the midst of an intense round of The Guarding Game

by City of Dylan February 22, 2021

Old Guard

The people that saw you through the murky middle. You might not have known them in the beginning, they might not be there in the end, but they acted as the guards, the controls, that paid the light bill inside the tunnel and obscured the distant beam at end.

“He had an angelic afternoon after work when he walked into the tavern and he got to talk to some of the old guard.”

by Jeremiah Collins June 03, 2025

rear guard

A devise that prevents any penetration from behind

I almost got raped but thankfully I had a rear guard

by Benis man October 04, 2021

yard guard

An article of clothing i.e. sweatshirt, sweater etc. to cover a woman's rear end (back yard)

Every day Amy wears a different yard guard to keep all the guys from staring at her ass

by Tee K April 02, 2014