Guacacado

When you don’t mix your guacamole all the way and it still tastes like plain avacado

Last night I tried to make guacamole- but it ended up being guacacado

by Cloud3ine June 18, 2023

guacacado

It’s where you try to make guacamole but it’s not mixed all the way and tastes like just avacado

I tried making some guacamole but it ended up being a little Guacacado

by Cloud3ine June 18, 2023

Guadalupe wake up call

When someone defacates on their sexual partner in a hotel room while they are asleep, usually passed out drunk. Then the person is awakened by housekeeping full of feces. This is also known as a Maryvale Mudslide, only a Maryvale mudslide isn't restricted to hotel rooms.

Last night I did something I'm not very proud of. I gave Nancy a Guadalupe wake up call and she's pretty shitty about it.

by Chinooks64 July 9, 2023

Guadalupe wake up call

When a guy or girl is awakened by housekeeping at a hotel/motel and see they were defecated on while passed out drunk.

Aw man, Chino was so pissed off at Monique last night, he took her back to his room, and she had the ol Guadalupe wake up call...
Housekeeper-"knock knock, housekeeping.
Monique-"Uuuugh...what the!!"

by Chinooks64 July 9, 2023

guacamole nigga penis

when she keep suckin it after u already nut

Guy #1: "Bro last night was crazy!"
Guy #2: "What happened bro?"
Guy #3: "I was talking with my younger cousin and she guacamole nigga penis'd me!"

by penis holderr 340 July 12, 2023

guacamolly

Combining guacamole with Molly. Typically, the Molly is ground up and mixed in with the guacamole.

“Aye bro you got that guacamolly?”
“Hell yeah brother try this shit”

by Gamer McMungus July 19, 2023

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Yay happy birthday Clevagers

This is the best way to say it right

Merry thanksgiving

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MERRY THANKSGIVING

by 231gameimg August 5, 2023