grated

You put it between nouns and verbs. Means I enjoy bubble baths.

I started to run, but then I got grated tripped.

by bread infection December 28, 2005

Grotes

Short for Groty to the Max

The guy with the ear hair is GROTES!

by ButterMN August 4, 2008

Grated

Used when someone else has been insulted. Origin: comes from the fact that insults grate the insultee.

Twat 1: That's what your mum said!
Twat 2: Grated
Insultee: Grow up!

by DraganLal July 25, 2012

Gluten

Every rich person is intolerant to this substance. You have to be rich to find out how exactly it affects its victims.

Duncan: Becky I can’t have that cake. I’m gluten intolerant.

About Duncan: he is a single man. Survives on a well paid job and usually hangs around in supermarket. Oh and he is allergic to gluten! Whatever that means to him

by Mazefactory January 4, 2018

Cheese Grater

A tool used to break up your chronic

yo passs me the cheese grater, this dopes too sticky to break up with my fingers

by Gnizza February 8, 2009

Grateful Dead

Proof that if you give enough people LSD they'll totally love bad country music.

The Grateful Dead were the spiritual godfathers of the jam band scene.

by Rattus cattus October 20, 2006

hansel and gretel

A class of excrement which leaves a telltale spiral trail around the toilet bowl as it drains, so that it might find its way back home.

The janitor went through 3 cans of AJAX in an attempt to remove a particularly stubborn hansel and gretel trail from the new porcelain White House toilet.

by Harry Merkin August 6, 2002