Usually someone who collects yard ornaments and leave them to sit for the rest of time dose not know how to control himself even tho he is married and will never play the listed prices for fast food usually married to a pat pasty
by Heyypu August 18, 2019
Get the James Gordonmug. Nah Gordon Jillitch was once named Gordon Samsey, but one day his mum cooked him soup. Gordon Jillitch ate that soup so fast, but he did not realise that soup was infected with Jillitch... This happened 245 years ago, and to this day everyone calls him Gordon Jillitch
by Krishna Morris October 27, 2023
Get the Gordon Jillitchmug. He’s very sped an slow he sucks at ball an is a noob at fornite an thinks he’s cool but isn’t an is very ugly
Gordon is ugly
by Hoe ass bitch nigga May 14, 2019
Get the Gordonmug. by clayton gordon babeee April 26, 2022
Get the Clayton Gordonmug. Similar to a Golden Shower, however whilst giving them the shower, you proceed to shout Gordon Ramsay's insults at them whist you shower them.
Gary - "You like that you fucking donkey?"
Michelle - "Yes chef! I love your Gordon Showers"
Gary - "You idiot sandwich"
Michelle - "Yes chef! I love your Gordon Showers"
Gary - "You idiot sandwich"
by MudderFukcer March 24, 2021
Get the Gordon Showermug. Gordon is the sexiest man on earth, the way his luscious thick ass jiggles as he walks, his beautiful chocolate skin and most importantly his amazing cowboy hat. I just want him to ride me like a horse and have his way with me, spread me wide open and go to town on my soft ass.
Me and Gordon were in the car our eyes met, my heart was pounding as he came closer and took the virginity from my lips I could feel his course beard rub on my face. We proceeded to do things that would get us kicked out of any church we may enter. God I love Gordon.
by Captcop May 26, 2021
Get the Gordonmug. 
Get the Gordonmug.