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gooberen

The verb form of a goober where many individuals take part in many forms of Tom fooleries, goofy gooberness, and shenanigans may occur.
The goobers were gooberen around throughout the early evening.
by The Goobest Goobeller September 8, 2023
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Goobel

That puppy is such a goobel!
by raphaeljg1 October 18, 2023
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Gooberknitch

The gooberknitch is a godlike creature that can not be reproduced or killed. There's only a few male and female gooberknitch's in all the multiverse's. Not every multiverse has a gooberknitch. If you see a gooberknitch, it's best to avoid it otherwise it might fucking kill you to death. But, it can be friendly and harmless sometimes. Either when it's just in a good mood, or you're being relatively calm or nice to it. But they're mostly angry so it's best if you just avoid them.
Person 1: Uh oh...

Person 2: What?

Person 1: There's a gooberknitch over there!

Person 2: Oh dang, we should probably avoid it and go the other direction.

Stupid idiot person 3: nah I'ma go see if it's chill

Person 1 and 2: wait- No!

Person 3: yo what's up gooberknitch

Gooberknitch: not today fella

Person 3: Oh sh*t

Person 3: gets killed to death by the gooberknitch
by Gooberknitch October 24, 2023
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instagram goober

Also known as Instagram fuck boys, post inspirational quotes or usually post something similar to the girl they trying to Holla atropine she slides in his DM's.
William is a straight Instagram goober bruh.
by ispeaktruths213 April 16, 2016
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Green gobby

Having a mouthfull of partially digested brocolli while giving a blowjob.
Dude, Michelle gave me a brutal green gobby last night. I mean, come one, finish your veggies before you start!.
by Greengobby July 8, 2019
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goofy goober'd

when you are high as fuck and can barley walk.

dysfunctionally high
I smoked a fat ass blunt and I was goofy goober'd.
by Lil Choady March 26, 2019
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Gay Goober

“Green squishy candy that you eat”…”turns you gay”-Paige
by Darcy’s boyfriend March 5, 2022
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