global menopause

Charecterize by temperature swings and abrubt changes in weather. Provides explanation for Global Warming and Global Cooling, extremes in weather...Also known as Global Climate Change

Global Warming will lead to an Ice Age...hunh? I actually got sunburned in Belgium...Yeah the world is going through global menopause.

by Commoguy April 20, 2010

globbing

A sex act when one person wipes a booger on the other.

When cuddleing she kept globbing on me last night

by kinkmaster007 December 9, 2008

globalwarmanizing

1. a term used to mock global warming when something meteorologically happens that flies in the face of the global warming argument.

1. Dude, it's snowing in South Carolina for the first time in 30 years. There is obviously some globalwarmanizing going on.

2. I must say old chap, I am quite concerned about the globalwarmanizing that is taking place. They're snatchin' up our ice caps and melting that junk down.

3. Bobby: Hey Hoss-Diesel, did you know that 200 years ago, it was an average .23 degrees cooler than it is today??

Hoss-Diesel: Tool, Al Gore's done dropped some globalwarmanization on yo head!

by nicksjuzunk December 26, 2010

global warming crisis

political fabrication by those lusting for inordinate control

see also: fascist strategems

It's the sun, stupid.

As the sun's myriad of natural cycles approach intersection solar output increases radically thereby heating planets proportionally. Unfortunately some deem this solar warming a global warming crisis irrationally insisting it be man made all the while ignoring the ONE source of heat in the proximate cosmos. These people are oft refered to as the cult of manmadeglobalwarning. Well before the dawn of man there were numerous ice ages and global warmings.

by Honor Sursault June 18, 2013

Globbagorp

A distinct noise made by "The Gina" when it is ripe and at its best

Person1: Hey didn't you get with that girl at the party last night?
Person2: Yeah bro the Gina on her was so ripe and juicy that shit Globbagorp'd all over me dude

by RizzGod August 19, 2022

pina colada globbar

When you’re doing it doggy style with a condom on and cum, you pull the condom off, turn it inside out and smack her in the face with it.

Dude did you hear that Collin did the pina colada globbar on Heather’s face?! Wild!

by Heather928 April 6, 2024

globalcom

Global online communication

Globalcom allows for Liveconversations Allovertheworld.

by Hercolena Oliver July 10, 2010