gary tiptoe

A medical euphemism for having an inanimate object stuck up your butt for which surgical intervention is required.

ED doctor: I have a "Gary tiptoe" for you.

Admitting doctor: What has he got?
ED Doctor: His Gary tiptoe is an old Nokia brick phone set to vibrate.

by Champion du peuple. May 25, 2016

Tamashii Gari

Tamashii Gari means soul taker in Japanese, also known as a league of legends professional gamer.

Tamashii Gari is playing on RNG

by Tamashii Gari September 1, 2016

gary gusboy

A cuck; a snowflake; a wet blanket. Your friend's friend who "is an asshole until you get to know him."

He is everything you never want to be.

He said his favorite book is The No Cussing Club by McKay Hatch. They're both such Gary Gusboys.

by Killertofutti August 28, 2017

Gary Griffith

The real uptown boss.

Gary Griffith so badass he made a man disown his stepchild.

by Buds December 8, 2018

gary numans

Another meaning for a mans testicles, balls, nuts, plum bags, family jewels, minerals,

"I called the woman a bitch and she kicked me in the gary numans."

by Todd Everboat August 23, 2007

Surprise Gary

A Surprise Gary is a move performed during sex when a guy pulls out to try and cum on a girl, but awkwardly fires in a wayward direction while making a creepy face. This typically happens too early, and leaves the girl unsatisfied and disinterested in a second encounter.

"Man, I feel like such a Creeper because I gave Jill a Surprise Gary last week. I keep texting her, but she won't text me back."

by Creeper McGee October 4, 2013

Going for a Gary

Being at work and having to take at least 7 bowel movements each shift. It may be because your lazy or you actually have to shit 7 times per day .

Q. Hey simon where are you off to again ??

Just going for a Gary.

by Rumble 101 February 10, 2019