Funch

Short cut for "fart punch (your) fart box.

Last tense "funched"

"Girl I'm going to funch you so good later"

by Xxzzxx July 7, 2017

Funch

To punch someone in the Jack and Danny

Mate, I couldn't get it up, so i funched her and fucked off.

by Eagle chops. May 13, 2018

Functional Poor

This word defines a certain catergory of people*, who can afford to go to school abroad and go on vacation every year, but are poor.

*Not to be mistaken for rich or working-class.

“Oh Yusuf? Yea, he goes to school abroad and has a vacation every year, but don’t worry, he’s functional poor.”

by assstrroo October 5, 2018

Fencer

A person who buys stolen goods from thieves

Can also be referred to as a middle man

The thief got rid of his hot items at the fencer

(A hot item is stolen, usually asked by buyers if an item is hot before buying to make sure what they actually pay for)

by CrackjackxD January 3, 2019

Funch

Fun + lunch = Funch

Simple, innocent, clean, fun lunch. Just fun. At lunchtime. Nothing lewd. Calm down.

Lunch is always so much fun with you. Let’s call it funch.

by AlMoPal February 25, 2019

fiuncée

a future ex-wife; a woman soon to be divorced.

I need to discuss the custody schedule again with my fiuncée.

by humanifold March 27, 2019

Fencey

To be "on the fence" about something. Undecided or unsure.

Mike likes the new Netflix show but I am still fencey.

by Phillylia June 13, 2019