Chuckle-Fucker

A person who seeks emotional and sexual intimacy with a comedian.

Person One: David's mom slept with that comedian Gabriel Iglesias.
Person Two: What a chuckle-fucker!!

by Krispy-Kris November 29, 2011

welcome to the rice fields mother fucker

To inform a person that they are in the rice fields

Welcome to the rice fields mother fucker here is where you'll work

by Ikkybee March 12, 2017

Cousin Fucker

Big wheels keep on turning
Carry me home to see my kin
Singing songs about the south-land
I miss 'ole' 'bamy once again and I think it's a sin
Well I heard Mister Young sing about her
Well I heard ole Neil put her down
Well, I hope Neil Young will remember
A southern man don't need him around anyhow
Sweet home Alabama
Where the skies are so blue
Sweet home Alabama
Lord, I'm coming home to you
In Birmingham they love the Gov'nor, boo-hoo-hoo
Now we all did what we could do
Now Watergate does not bother me
Does your conscience bother you, tell the truth
Sweet home Alabama
Where the skies are so blue
Sweet home Alabama
Lord, I'm coming home to you, here I come
Now Muscle Shoals has got the Swampers
And they've been known to pick a song or two (yes they do)
Lord they get me off so much
They pick me up when I'm feeling blue, now how bout you?
Sweet home Alabama
Where the skies are so blue
Sweet home Alabama
Lord, I'm coming home to you
Sweet home Alabama, oh sweet home
Where the skies are so blue and the governor's true
Sweet home Alabama
Lord, I'm coming home to you

PornHub-Mia Khalifa becomes cousin fucker and fucks dad

Me-*hand on dick* SWEET HOME ALABAMA *cums*

by cousinfucker2347632768 April 18, 2019

I fucked the shit out of her

When a gentleman makes love to a woman in a very passionate way.

First person: "How did your date go last night?"
Second person: "It went really well - I think she likes my doggy style"
First person " How so?"
Second person "I fucked the shit out of her - I had to drop her off at home as she could hardly walk"
First person: "Cool"
Second person: "I know"

by Bustex August 4, 2016

eye fucked

When a person stares at another person they find attractive and undresses and has their way with them in their imagination. This may lead to something between the person eye fucked and the eye fucker.

Damn I am trying to enjoy my thai food but the man sitting over there eye fucked me and its hard to think straight now.

by g Kat December 10, 2008

fucking fucker

A person who pisses someone off to such an extent that all the person can call them is "fucking fucker".

Vince is a fucking fucker!

by Amanda April 1, 2005

FUCKED UP!

when something utterly wrong is happening to you and your life, usually having to do with another person.
In some bad cases the other person who caused it may not see the wrong in what is occuring.
It is also a state your life can be in.

My gf claimed she loved me and i was her best friend, then cheated on me with another guy. I took her back and we broke up and an hour later she was with the other guy and she still wanted to be my best friend. FUCKED UP!

A robber broke into my house and fell down the stairs and broke his leg. He sued me for $100,000 and won. FUCKED UP!

by liedtokid February 20, 2009