Frolf

To engage in the act of felching, but instead of using oral suction to induce ejection from the vagina or anus, the frolfer uses a hard gutpunch or Heimlich-type maneuver to induce violent, eruptive ejection of said fluid(s) into the waiting mouth.

Or a portmanteau for "frisbee" and "golf"

Sharky loved the taste of fresh santorum but was too high to make his mouth work, so he frolfed Mr. Myers's asshole after cumming.

by Vegan Ray October 3, 2011

Objects in front of you are not as shiny as they appear

A play on the warning text you see on car door mirrors.

This is for those people with ADHD who are easily distracted by shiny objects.

I use this at work for people who get caught up in drama instead of doing their job.

Hey, buddy, focus. Objects in front of you are not as shiny as they appear.

by McFeather November 6, 2008

front load

drinking alcohol of any kind before heading out to a party

Paul arrived at the party with a foreign package because he had the foreskin to front load before he got there.

by sheila in the car January 11, 2009

Soldier Front

A fairly decent game, run by ijji its probably the only game on their you can compete fairly evenly without buying premium items.

However this game is wrecked by noob glitches, anti recoils and wall hacks.

Its also wrecked by:
- Nubbies who don't know what "Ping" means. (E.g. They think it has nothing to do with lag)
- Idiots that like to accuse you of walling, but in reality you can hear the idiots coming.
- Idiots who call you a tanker when you actually have body armor on and have gone lite.

Soldier Front Nooblet Examples:

"Omfgz your suchz a wallerz!!"
"I could hear you, fking dumb head"
- silence -

"OMGSSDSDS I SHOTTTT YOU!!!! TANKERING BIATCHSSS!"
"Body armour dickhead"

by TheActualM9 August 28, 2009

full frontal

when a celebrity shows more than just their bum in a film (ie: their penis or bush). This is usually for artistic reasons but clearly some serial full frontalists just like taking their kit off for the camera!

(see: Ewan McGregor)

nicole "did you see the movie Full Frontal? God it was awful wasn't?"

scarlett "no, i havent seen it, but you should see Ewan's full frontal instead! It's always great"

by Rhea August 3, 2005

front bum fart

when a woman emits gas from her pussy

when pumping a female, you pull out your cock and she farts out of her vagina hence the name front bum fart

by jammbo October 30, 2007

Front Dumper

1.A large extra area of fat between the belly button and genitalia that looks like a second ass 2.Being able to defecate on the toilet sitting facing the tank due to obesity.

Courtney had such a large front dumper that Paul had to role her in flour to find the wet spot.

by Opie Ortiz SR July 19, 2007