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Covid Flaps 

Referring to the plastic or PVC transparent door curtains most commonly found at the entrance to varying commercial and public spaces. Although initially designed to keep out unwanted insects , in the age of the global pandemic, these curtains or "flaps" encourage a significantly higher risk of viral contagion due to their large surface area which, by design, requires the skin contact of the hand, arm or in some cases face in order to operate.

Due to the inherent dankness of such threshold systems in the topical context has led to their addition to the cannon of COVID related catch phrases.

First coined in Wellington, New Zealand in late 2020 by local social personality, Rohanah Sos.
"Don't touch the Covid Flaps, Honey"
Covid Flaps by clemfandango July 17, 2021

Happy Flaps

That rippling feeling you get when your partner farts on your freshly-shaven ballsack
“He’ll be getting happy flaps tonight after that Jerusalem Artichoke soup!”
Happy Flaps by I Smeldit August 29, 2021

fezzie flaps 

A female with a wiffy down below after camping all weekend at a festival without having a shower other than using wet wipes
I need a shower when I get home I got fezzie flaps
fezzie flaps by Fezzie flaps August 30, 2021

knee flaps 

“Oh my! My knee flaps are sweaty!”
knee flaps by yourmom694200 September 9, 2021
1: yo how'd you like your spicy food
2: excellent. it left my mud flaps flailing on the toilet
mud flaps by vwfwefewfwef March 7, 2022

STINGRAY FLAPS 

When the curtains don't match the drapes down below or that shits loose and ya can't touch the sides.
Had stingray flaps cuzzz couldn't feel a thing 😹.
STINGRAY FLAPS by LADYPAC June 29, 2022