flaming mary

noun: when you do not wipe your ass enough / sweat like a mother in the grundle/butthole area causing a flaming sensation on your asshole that only can be healed by showering or spreading your cheeks when sitting.

"Damn, my asshole feels like it is bleeding right now, this flaming mary has to be from the dump i took earlier, i knew i didn't wipe enough"

by Rear Guru December 15, 2011

flaming kerplunk

When you take a big shit in someones oven/microwave turn it on and leave the room.

Jake: What the fuck smells so god damn bad!?

Wes: I gave you a flaming kerplunk cause you fucked my sister.

by grand Master February 4, 2014

Flaming Lips

An experimental rock band that mixes the sounds of Joy Division (post-punk), Radiohead (prog-rock), and various garage bands to make some w1x0rly sweet music.

The Flaming Lips is an awesome band.

by Philip July 24, 2003

flaming trombone

The act of lighting your own fart while a woman performs oral sex on you.

I was gassy and horny, and she was not opposed to giving me a flaming trombone.

by Tit Whistle December 29, 2007

Flaming Spitroast

When two guys are involved in a spitroast, they spread tobasco sauce on their dicks and engage the person (male/female) in the middle via oral & anal.

The person in the middle vomits and shits at the same time as the climax.

"Man, that was one hell of a good flaming spitroast we had last night, Johnny"
And

"Jennifer you took it like a champ and finished like a champ after our flaming spitroast".

by Axxzaa March 13, 2013

Flaming Lips

*A kick-ass band.

*A women having PMS.

*Burning lips.

"What? They call the labias lips."
-me

by Dave October 19, 2004

Flaming Monkey

The most painful sex position ever conceived. You begin with anal sex lubricated by gasoline, then when both you and your partner are almost at the climax you drop a match on your gas-covered genitals lighting them ablaze. this is what known as the 'Flaming Monkey'.

Jon and Amy died last night.

What? How?

Flaming Monkey. I always though Jon was to beautiful for this world anyways...

Wait... what?

Nothing...

by boomrobot9003 October 28, 2010