fail flail

A weapon used, similar to the ban hammer, to tell someone that they fail.

I saw your post on ytmnd forums, and I administered the fail flail to it.

John whacked George with the fail flail after George sent him the o rly owl.

emoxlover and MCRocker were smacked with the fail flail by the admins because emo sucks.

by AWPerative July 26, 2006

Fail Reaper

a person, object or being that makes someone fail

a person fails by falling off a tree, the tree is then a fail reaper

by theultimatefail July 6, 2009

Fail Weyburn

To take a joke that someone else has had success with, make it your own, and it suddenly becomes not so funny anymore.

To complete the phrase, one must place one's left hand flat (palm down) above the forehead, and the right hand flat (palm down) around the chin.

"And then we shall ride saber-toothed ponies into the Saskatchewan sunset! Hail Weyburn!" ... "Fail Weyburn!"

by MyCrotch2009 January 1, 2010

Failboxing

verb

(1)To failbox is to fail or mess up something in a huge way.

(2)To be a failboxer is to be someone who failboxes.
(3) to beatbox horribly

(1)"Yo man i saw you trip down those stairs. You totally failboxed right there"
(2)"shut up you're such a failboxer"
(3)"Dude, that was not beat boxing. That was failboxing."

by winteroiceo February 25, 2010

Fail-Thunder

The repetition of glorious, unsuccessful actions; or being on a roll of "fail".

Kyle: Fail
Kyle: Fail
Kyle: Fail
Katie: Fail

Kyle: Hey! Don't steal my Fail-Thunder

by blahblahbleep May 27, 2010

fail-a-thon

one epic fail followed by another; can be long term or short term

Dude your life is just one huge fail-a-thon

by Bboy519 August 3, 2010

Fail Crane

When a crane on a truck tips over, destroying something. Fail Cranes have the ability to be auto-uploaded to failblog without anyone taking any pictures.

John: DUDE! Check out that fail crane on route 80! Im uploading this pic to failblog.
Peter: Nawz dude its a fail crane. Its auto-uploaded. Shithead.

by paulkk August 21, 2010