Bus Factor

A measure of employee value and commitment relating to the amount / cost of work that would suffer as a result of person X being run over by a bus.

"Crikey was that Willy's idea as well? I dunno what we'd do without him"
"Yeah, he has a really high bus factor"

by lardarz September 2, 2009

Dick Factor

A male human who sucks ones penis fun. More then likely this person will have no friends and is hated by all that know them. They will generally be found masturbating to gay porn while talking to anybody who is unfortunate enough to be in the room with them. This sad pathetic creature is best to be avoided; too much contact will only result in self-loathing and possibly death.

Dick Factor: Dude I had the best gay sex last night.
Person A: Stop talking.
Dick Factor: Dude I’ve beaten FFVII 25 times!!!!
Person A: Please God make him stop!
Dick Factor: Dude suck me off.
Person B: Dear Lord why?
Dick Factor: Dude my penis is 28 inches long.
Person A: I’m going to kill myself now.
Person B: Not before I do.
Person A: (dies)
Person B: (dies)
Dick Factor: (Humps dead bodies.)

by Andrew Breeg December 14, 2008

ni factor

ni = natural insulation
someone who has a few extra 100 pounds on their body is sed to have the "ni factor"
when it's cold outside

Skinny dude: I am cold...i wish i was fat like that guy, then i would have the ni factor...
Fat dude: I am warm...i have the ni factor!!
Idiot dude: What is the ni factor???
Fat dude: Natural Insulation...

by blthrskt July 26, 2008

X-Factor

A certain unknown quality that is missing from all entrants in talent shows, Any 16 year old wannabe who has her tits out on karaoki and trills up and down the harmonic scales under the sad delusion she is Beyonce, but in reality has no "X-Factor or indeed friends or relatives who can tell her she sucks!!

If you have to enter competitions to find the X-Factor, you aint got it.

by tangocat November 23, 2009

The X Factor

When you go to jizz on a girls face but she's not expecting it so she puts her arms across her face crossed over like an x.

I gave her the X factor last night.

by ClassyLady September 7, 2014

x factor

a television series aired on australian TV and maybe other countries. A wannabe attempt at shows such as american/ australian idol.

Person 1: OMG did u watch x factorlast night???
Person 2: omg yes, i hope *insert audtioner here* wins

by Jackie1 September 25, 2005

K-Factor

A derogatory term used by season pass holders and locals to refer to the poor management of Kirkwood ski resort.

The K-Factor refers to Bubs restaurant turning away people on Xmas eve lunch because the kitchen was backed up although there were a number of empty tables, K-Factor refers to the legendary tree-well measurements used for the snow phone (why would a resort that gets so much snow need to lie about snow totals?), K-Factor refers to the conflicts between what lifts are shown as running on the snow report and reality, K-Factor refers to the snow report stating that there are light winds when in fact your lifts are on wind hold, K-Factor refers to the complete lack of control of lift lines when chair 6 opens on a powder day, K-Factor refers to having the Timber Creek quad continue to run over a skier who had fallen off the lift until the folks in lift line alerted the lift operator, K-Factor refers to selling only 24 ounce beers on the backside last season and thinking that having drunk skiers is a good idea.

by Windhold March 30, 2009