Brown eyed tornado

Explosive diarrhea, characterized by leaving a bathroom in a state of complete disrepair.

Stephen: You were in the bathroom for a while, are you okay?
Marielle: All those donuts stirred up a brown eyed tornado in there. It might be easier if we just move.

by Hforce January 16, 2018

cat-eyed glasses

Cat-eyed glasses were popular in the late 50s/early 60s/70s. They had faux pearls and rhinestones in the glasses frames. Now and then you see an old bag who still wears cat-eyed glasses she bought in 1961. Cat-eyed glasses are making sort of a come-back, but I like the old bag ladies who still wear them.

GET WITH IT!

Example: ".....hey you old bag - yeah you with the goofy cat-eyed glasses..." go buy a new pair at The Optical Shop.

by Miss DeBenedetto March 4, 2019

one-eyed snake

A phallic object. Can vary from 2" to 12"

Joel: Hey Jacky, what did you do this weekend?
Jacky: OMG, I was at a sleepover at Wolski's place right, and I saw his one-eyed snake.

by gwo August 23, 2005

one-eyed monster

in the 1950's one-eyed monster was a very popular nick name given to the bulging televisions of the time. It is also a slang name for a camera.

Are you watching that One-Eyed Monster again Marge?

by Patrick London July 18, 2006

shifty eyed hebe

Derogatory term for an Asian jew

Shush you shifty eyed hebe

by Sed Rezis November 9, 2017

four eyed cunt

Four eyed cunt a miserable cunt with glasses usually born into money and has an ego as big as texas.This twat is so miserable he owns a business and told his staff at Christmas time there is no bonus but pockets a wad that would choke a racehorse.Also the type that would have hidden cameras to spy on staff the peeping tom four eyed cunt

Hey did Wes give you a gift card this year?
Nah man he is a miserable four eyed cunt

by Ragnar Loddbrok October 14, 2018

One eyed mask

When you do a runny shit on someones face when they are asleep sunbathing and you put a coin on their forehead. The coin heats up and when they wake up the shit has dried and the coin has left a mark on the forehead that looks like a big red eyball.

Karen drank to much while sunbathing and passed out. When she came to, jono had given her a One eyed mask.

by DoctorSparky October 3, 2018