The most important person you’ll ever have, very trustworthy, very much the most attractive person in the world. Evander is kind hearted,goofy,forgiving, and yet humble. Evander has the biggest ego. He has a beautiful soul. He means the world to the person that loves him the most, and that person would never try to get rid of Evander
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The most wonderful, cutest, sexiest, funniest human being to ever walk this earth. He is also MY husband, so he is taken.
Marley: "Omg who's that cute, funny, beautiful man over there?"
Me: "Oh that's Evan Peters, he is my husband. I want him to slam me against the wall and punch me until I can't take it anymore."
Marley: "Awh man."
Me: "Oh that's Evan Peters, he is my husband. I want him to slam me against the wall and punch me until I can't take it anymore."
Marley: "Awh man."
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The preaching of fire-and-brimstone hatemongers that defile Christian kindness in their own self-righteousness. Their influence creates negative perceptions of modern Christian churches. This is due largely in part through the controversial and outspoken actions and opinions of a few congregations, such as the Westboro Baptist Church.
The preaching of fire-and-brimstone hatemongers that defile Christian kindness in their own self-righteousness. Their influence creates negative perceptions of modern Christian churches. This is due largely in part through the controversial and outspoken actions and opinions of a few congregations, such as the Westboro Baptist Church.
Bill- "Who was that crazy guy yelling at you in the park?"
Ted- "Some nutter telling me that my Jesus wasn't the right one to be putting faith in. He was trying to sell his toxic evangelism and some people actually were listening to him."
Bill- "Yikes, no wonder people aren't going to churches anymore."
Ted- "Some nutter telling me that my Jesus wasn't the right one to be putting faith in. He was trying to sell his toxic evangelism and some people actually were listening to him."
Bill- "Yikes, no wonder people aren't going to churches anymore."
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"I wanna relationship like an Evan and emily"
"Damn they're cute like 2 birds in a tree"
"Spicy like a taco"
"Emily and Evan are adorbs cute"
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"Spicy like a taco"
"Emily and Evan are adorbs cute"
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