D.E.N.N.I.S System

The D.E.N.N.I.S. system refers to a fool proof system enabling men to obtain a woman's undying love, accompanied by life love devotion (if the man so desires). The D.E.N.N.I.S. system was made popular by Dennis Reynolds, a fictional character from Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia. The system, although original in name, is similar to "The Effect," which also goes by the separate name "DJGorbeism," popularized by D.J.G. When one engages in "the effect" they are "IN EFFECT."

D- Demonstrate Value
E- Engage Physically
N- Nurture Dependence
N- Neglect Emotionally
I- Inspire Hope
S- Separate Entirely

The way to win any girl's heart.

Example of the D.E.N.N.I.S System/In Effect

Kalie, "Hey this is some good pizza."
Dennis, "You're the one that is good."

by Anticapital666 November 22, 2009

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C & E Catholics

A person who only attends mass on Christmas and Easter.

Observing his larger than usual Easter congregation, Father Dick took the opportunity to deliver a little dig. ".....and it's so nice to see my C & E Catholics this morning. We see so little of you, that when you do attend mass we have to break out the Ritz crackers"

(Practicing Catholics look down on C & E 's taking communion.)

This is a true story. And yes, his name WAS Father Dick.

by Chat Noir May 24, 2008

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Wall-e

By far the greatest pixar film. The best film I've seen that probably has to do with global warming.That sends a deep meaningful message.

Wall-e sends a huge message to us all it is a deep but cute movie.

Al Gore: Manbearpig.

by browngirlsdonttakebs January 15, 2009

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E-square

E-square is an electronic cigarette, or E-cigarette. It comes in different flavors and usually contains nicotine. E-square also contains propylene glycol and vegetable glycerin but no tar so there's no lung cancer, but nicotine could cause dependence. E-squares are for adults 18 and over only. In the US, they bumped it up to 21 and over. An E-square is a vape.

Josh: Can I get an E-square?

Steve: Sure! Here's a juul.
*Josh starts vaping.

by HawaiianPunch1 November 2, 2022

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