E tarded

(Adv.) A state of mental confusion and severe short-term memory loss that follows in the wake of an ecstasy bender. One who is E tarded often exhibits the characteristics of being stoned. There is some debate as to whether e-tardedness is caused by ecstasy itself or by the effects of being awake, undernourished, and dehydrated for 24+ hours.

Sam: Hey Ann, you wanna call a cab?
Ann: Hm? My cellphone. What?
Sam: Jesus Ann, you're totally E tarded. Where's your cell?
Ann: Uh, what were we just talking about?

by Luciano Del Purgatorio June 22, 2006

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e-thug

Usually a nerdy pussy who has no real friends. But online, they think they're the best thing since fried chicken and think they can easily kick anyone's ass. THEY USUALLY TYPE IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS LIKE THIS, THREATEN YOU, AND SWEAR EVERY OTHER WORD. They also have bad grammar and act like gangsters. Not to mention their excessive use of exclamation marks.

Normal person: Sonic games suck now.
E-thug: STFU PUSSY ASS BITCH!!!! YOU AINT NOTHIN BUT A COCKSUCKIN DIKHEAD PRIC!!!!!! IF I EVR SEE YUR ASS IN PRSUN ILL KIK YUR ASS SOO BADLY THT YOOR GRANDCHELLDRIN WILL FEAL IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Normal person: Pfft, look at the e-thug playing tough guy.
E-thug: *no response*

by Valintino the Big Surpremo August 30, 2010

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E-thot

An E-thot is like a thot, but you only know through the internet. It must be a girl.

John: Yo man I'm meeting my girlfriend today
Man: Bro you literally only know her through the internet she's an e-thot.
John: Don't talk shit about my girlfriend MAN!
Man: Jesus fucking christ John she's an e-thot

by ENF23 June 05, 2018

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