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douchebag music

A genre of music ergonomically designed for the fragile female mind. Similar to the concept of boy-bands, but more ambiguous. Most often artists of this genre are single guys of questionable sexual orientation. James Blunt, Gavin DeGraw, and John Mayer are all good examples. A simple way to determine whether music in question is in fact douchebag music is to listen to the sound of the drums. Do they sound muffled, almost as if there were feathers in them? This tendancy towards feathery drums is a telltale sign, as is romanticized lyrics and lots of plays on "current" radio stations your mom listens to. It is girly and you probably pretend you think it sucks but you secretly love it.
Maya: You know, Death Cab for Cutie is kind of douchebag music.
Krista: Shut up, no it's not!
Maya: Yes, it is. All their songs are about love and there's definite feather-drummage going on there.
Krista: Well, yes, I suppose... let's say it's borderline douchebag music.
by leshark November 9, 2008
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Seasonal Affective Douchebag

Those who suffer from Seasonal Affective Disorder and become nasty in December for that and the usual reasons.
I think Dad should spend December in another country, he's become too much of a Seasonal Affective Douchebag.
by funkspiel December 4, 2009
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Douchebaggedly

In the manner of a douchebag.

In a manner that implies that one is the cleaning product for vaginas (lesser than a vagina)
Man 1:He douchebaggedly responded that he recieved straight A's in high school.

Man 2:Wow, what a douchebag
by The Movie King September 18, 2006
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douchebag

An obnoxious, pretentious, self-important jerk who’s oblivious to their own ridiculousness.
John Edwards is a douchebag

South Park:
John Edwards: But I'm a psychic.

Stan: No dude, your a douche.

John Edwards: I'm not a douche. What if I really believe dead people talk to me?

Stan: Then you're a stupid douche.
by LivvyGrl December 23, 2011
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Douchebag

A douchebag totally disrespected Taylor Swift at the VMAs.
by vyexcel September 15, 2009
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douchebagette

(do-sh-bag-eht) A gender specific tittle for the female douchbeag. Insult used to describe a female doucher.
Bob: I can't believe Tanya
Joe: Yeah she is a real douchebagette
by sueme17 March 29, 2011
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karen the douchebag

That one person in your group of friends who everybody hates. If you dont think that there is a karen the douchebag in your group, its probably you.
Oh my god, karen the douchebag is coming! oh HEY kar! hows it goin' kar?
by stully August 9, 2006
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