A genre of music ergonomically designed for the fragile female mind. Similar to the concept of boy-bands, but more ambiguous. Most often artists of this genre are single guys of questionable sexual orientation. James Blunt, Gavin DeGraw, and John Mayer are all good examples. A simple way to determine whether music in question is in fact douchebag music is to listen to the sound of the drums. Do they sound muffled, almost as if there were feathers in them? This tendancy towards feathery drums is a telltale sign, as is romanticized lyrics and lots of plays on "current" radio stations your mom listens to. It is girly and you probably pretend you think it sucks but you secretly love it.
Maya: You know, Death Cab for Cutie is kind of douchebag music.
Krista: Shut up, no it's not!
Maya: Yes, it is. All their songs are about love and there's definite feather-drummage going on there.
Krista: Well, yes, I suppose... let's say it's borderline douchebag music.
Krista: Shut up, no it's not!
Maya: Yes, it is. All their songs are about love and there's definite feather-drummage going on there.
Krista: Well, yes, I suppose... let's say it's borderline douchebag music.
by leshark November 9, 2008
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I think Dad should spend December in another country, he's become too much of a Seasonal Affective Douchebag.
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In the manner of a douchebag.
In a manner that implies that one is the cleaning product for vaginas (lesser than a vagina)
In a manner that implies that one is the cleaning product for vaginas (lesser than a vagina)
Man 1:He douchebaggedly responded that he recieved straight A's in high school.
Man 2:Wow, what a douchebag
Man 2:Wow, what a douchebag
by The Movie King September 18, 2006
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South Park:
John Edwards: But I'm a psychic.
Stan: No dude, your a douche.
John Edwards: I'm not a douche. What if I really believe dead people talk to me?
Stan: Then you're a stupid douche.
South Park:
John Edwards: But I'm a psychic.
Stan: No dude, your a douche.
John Edwards: I'm not a douche. What if I really believe dead people talk to me?
Stan: Then you're a stupid douche.
by LivvyGrl December 23, 2011
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Get the Douchebag mug.(do-sh-bag-eht) A gender specific tittle for the female douchbeag. Insult used to describe a female doucher.
by sueme17 March 29, 2011
Get the douchebagette mug.That one person in your group of friends who everybody hates. If you dont think that there is a karen the douchebag in your group, its probably you.
by stully August 9, 2006
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