dingleberries

A stinky nugget of dried shit that gets glued to your butthole pubes

Mrs. Manson has a lot of dingleberries

by Cuntwaffle October 28, 2009

Dingle Dangle

Type of blowjob. When a person puts a flaccid penis into their mouth allowing it to grow inside, working into a normal blowjob. A lot of fun.

Last night, when the zoo was closing I gave my boyfriend a dingle dangle!

by Dickie- Doo December 24, 2010

dingle nuts

Though seeming to be a milder version of its epithet cousin numb nuts, DINGLE NUTS is actually a perversely subtle conflation of dingleberry with numb nuts, which connotes tiny, hardened balls of feces, toilet paper, and lint hanging from the ends of scrotum hairs.

Pretty nasty, eh?

Hey! Watch what you're doin'! <under breath> Dingle nuts...

by JC_SaltLaker January 14, 2005

Dingle Berry

a small piece of crap that sticks to a patch of fur around your anus. Usually dingle berries are found after a horrible wipe job or after a good shart.

Look at this dingle berry. Its as big as a oreo!!!

by nilly jean June 2, 2008

dingleberry

a festuring smouder of anal dreads that are formed from sloppy droppings that decend from ones anal cavity and clings to ones ring pubis.

dingle smell single smell dingle through my fray.. oh what fun it is to tug on my back yards ropey clay.

by dans May 2, 2003

Dingleberry Picking

The picking of arse hairs and fiddling with them while bored.

Joshua was watching TV with his brother and started dingleberry picking.

by Jackbradley1994 March 1, 2011

dingleberry

An ass-booger that makes for great rolling and flicking, having a characteristically rubbery clay-like texture due to being largely made up of fecal matter.

While watching TV, I enjoy the simultaneous pastime of plucking the dingleberry, or 'dingle' from my rectal ring, often time plucking the pubic follicle along with it. After the decadent act of flicking it on the carpet, the reward is that you can smell your finger for quite sometime afterwards, relishing the memory, and anticipating the next dingle.

"Stinky, the poop man, was a smelly runny soul, with a brown top hat, and a turd-nose, and two eyes made out of dingle"

by Cab Callaway January 3, 2006