detroit jubilee

When you and your cell mate have been together for 5 years without popping each other's prison cherries.

Sal and I made it our Detroit Jubilee, but now he's gunning for my ass.

by Dubchecker June 19, 2015

detroit deadbolt

The act of wedging a chair under the door knob to keep people out.

" You know your from Detroit when you have to wedge a chair under the door knob to make sure people don't get in."

Red: Did you lock the door and put on the Detroit deadbolt?

Jeff: hell yeah. Hopefully it will be enough to keep the crack heads at bay for one more day.

by Bdhroghsapr September 21, 2016

detroit street sweeper

A shotgun - generally, a short-barreled shotgun loaded with powerful OO-buckshot shells.

"We were just walking down the street when a bunch of gangsters making threats suddenly started to charge at us! Then my bro' pulled out a 'Detroit Street Sweeper'' hanging from a shoulder sling under his trench coat and he cleared the street with a couple of squeezes of the trigger!"

by X115 September 12, 2016

Detroit Merry-Go-Round

When you put your anus up to someone else's anus, and poop into their anus. They will then squeeze the poop from their anus back into yours, and the process is repeated. This creates the effect of an endless dildo.

" I ran out of sex toys so I had to call my boyfriend over for a detroit merry-go-round."

by Pickles4tickles June 15, 2016

Detroit Rod

Always the overachiever. His sense of humor will have you pee your pants. Ladies will Drop their panties. Master at fucking yo Bitch. People wish they could be
Detroit Rod!!!

Detroit Rod that nigga

by Goat 2x March 13, 2017

Detroit Ball Washer

When a man puts his testicles in someone else's anus and proceeds to masturbate. The action resembles a golf ball washer.

If you attempt a Detroit Ball Washer please remember to insert your testicles in series not in parallel.

My balls are still sticky from that Detroit Ball Washer...

by thebeardedgreek August 6, 2017

Detroit date night

When a person gets a Little Ceasar's Hot and Ready pizza and eats it all by themselves in a single sitting.

"I was feeling bad for myself so I stayed home and had a Detroit date night, now please go get me some toilet paper."

by GreetingsADM January 15, 2018