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Derp

Derp is a word used to describe a complete idiot. One good example would be Joe Dejesus, arguably the biggest Derp known to mankind. Other names he goes by are, Joe Skinhead, Milky and King Derp.
Example: "I've never lost a fight in my life" - Joe Skinhead
This statement makes him a Derp because he has gotten his ass beat multiple times.

Example 2: Joe Skinhead brags about everything. Thinks he knows everyone in every band, Thinks he knows everything about everything, thinks knows everything about the music scene.

Example 3: Enjoys Justin Beiber but claims to be a skin.

Example 4: Fat girlfriend

Example 5: mommas boy, plus mom and girlfriend call him Derp.

Example 6: humble and working class skinhead driving his moms cadillac

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by Candrababy1991 June 28, 2011
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"that movie was derping awesome"

"derp you"
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Johnny Depp

Johnny Depp is the hottest man,there are no words that can describe this sexy man. Fuck i wish i was his age and that we were together ohh he's just fuckin hott.
Johnny Deep is a sizziling man u will ever see. don't even think of taking him he's my man and u know it bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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1.A beautiful, humble shy, man, whos acting ability out does most of the normal hollywood folk. More down to earth than most actors and his quircky sense of style makes him even more likable.

@.I'm sick and tired of creepy horny chicks (and some men) that only write that hes hot... what about his acting ability, hello? He's easy on the eyes, but im not going to write about how i'd like to eternally fuck his brains out. And i'm sick of "fans" that have only seen pirates, and ergo, want to erternally fuck mr. sparrow's brains out, which have long since been fried by the caribbean sun. And please, stop puttine how hot he is before his ACTING.
Obsessive clueless "fan": oh my gawd i like love johnny depp in POTC he's like super H-O-T-T!!!

Normal fan: yeah, but did you see him in Fear&Loathing?

Obsessive clueless "fan":(*long... long ..long pause*).............oh my gawd i like love johnny depp in POTC he's like super H-O-T-T!!!

Normal fan: now, were did i put my long sharp pointy knife, its around here somewhere....
by Miss Shelly January 11, 2008
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The sexiest man and best actor that ever lived or ever will live. No one will ever replace this sex god!! hes got it going on! look up hottie altho hes waaaaay beyond a hottie!
Me and Johnny Depp were doing it doggy style on the floor last night!;-)
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Derp

A word dumb children use to make themselves seem cool inside of their circle of internet friends. Although, the younger generations have already started saying this word outside of the internet making them look even more retarded than they already are.
The only example I can give is for you to go derp at yourself in the mirror.
by Goddddddd September 24, 2012
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Derp

Someone working at the supermarket who pushes around cart's.
Hey, there's a derp pushing around carts all day!
by MSTJ September 27, 2010
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