Dead-end

Dead-end (verb): The sending of a text that gives the recipient no where to go when texting back and disrupts the natural flow of the conversation. Often a one word answer, or closing comment.

Guy (texting): So howd u like that party the other day?
Girl (texting): It was good.
Guy: Aww man, she just dead-ended me.

by Free6000 December 17, 2008

Dead Parrot Defense

When a lie or excuses is so blatantly ridiculous and unbelievable, the defendant has no choice but to stick to his/her absurd defense, disregarding all possible logic/laws of physics/obvious contradictions. Taken from the Monty Python dead parrot sketch in which a shop owner insists a clearly dead parrot is alive.

Tim got caught cheating on his girlfriend, but stuck to a dead parrot defense of she was an out of work actress and he was helping her with simulated sex scenes

by ArfNarfBarf August 5, 2010

dead phone routine

A person's excuse that they flaked out on an agreed-upon meeting or date with you because their phone was not working, not paid, or not charged. These excuses are often belied by the fact that a call to the user results in a normal dial tone, rather than going straight to voicemail.

The dead phone routine usually goes something like this:

1. "Sorry, I got stuck downtown and my phone died."
2. "Hey I just got my phone back up I had to pay it first."

by Moggraider April 29, 2014

Dead facts

Agreeing to something

Boy: Yo this bitch always wearing the same shoes and her hair look ratchet asf
Friend: Yo thats dead facts bro

by Xanarchy October 21, 2017

Dead Chicken

Having sexual intercourse with a flaccid penis

Aye man i fucked this bitch last night, she made me go dead chicken

by BOONK_GANG March 6, 2018

dead chopped

A way of saying “really ugly” in a way to hurt somebody’s feelings.

Friend: “Nah bro, I look good right now.”
Other friend: “Nah bro, I’m sorry to tell you but you’re dead chopped.”

by Chickenhead forest April 21, 2020

dead space 2

A survival horror video game. The game features an extremely easy starting area that only one person has failed to complete. See zotted

We all laughed when zot failed to get out of the starting area of Dead Space 2.

by Hurr_Walnuts June 30, 2011