Dating

Something that can become very good and turn out to be the best thing ever, or something that can go really wrong. When it comes to gold diggers, they are people you should be careful of when it comes to money and manipulation. When it comes to rejection, guys are generally the people who need to worry about it. Girls ask guys out more than girls propose though, however this can create a disadvantage for the female. If she wants to get engaged it is still mainly not up to her, but she can baby trap her bf, which is not a good thing. Rejection, manipulation, heartbreaks when it comes to cheating and dumping, and the worst, dating abuse, are the worst things. Love, happiness, marriage, and children are the best thing when it comes to the positivity of dating. Bad things can still happen when two people are married. It comes to divorce, which is another topic. The best outcome of dating is that 2 people meet, have a good relationship, the girl is not a manipulative cheating gold digger and the guy is not abusive or a cheating a**hole, and the 2 get engaged, and then they have a happy relationship and marriage, with or without children. In a good relationship, when the female gets pregnant, the guy stays by her side and supports her, and in a bad relationship, the guy leaves the girl. See, dating can turn out to be an amazing life changing experience or a traumatizing experience.

Ok so I asked a girl out, she said yes, and now we are dating. On the date, we split the bill 50% and I will never forget the date.

by Avocado2004 April 11, 2021

Crotch Dusting

The act of lining up and pressing the anus up with the opening of the vagina and passing gas. The Gas enters the vagina as a fart but exits as a quiff.

Guy 1 - "I got away with crotch dusting some broad last night.."
Guy 2 - "Diiiiiirty"

by nineninenine January 13, 2010

Crop Dusting

When one walks up and down the aisles of a store while farting periodically.

Bryan knew he had to conceal his bean burrito gas, so he did some Crop Dusting in the Stop & Shop.

by Che Grenada May 17, 2011

multi-task dating

Regularly dating multiple women at the same time. Generally with each of them understanding your not in a committed relationship. As opposed to playing a group of women in which they have no idea.

lol ok my phrase but people are starting to use it and i wanted to make sure everyone knew it was mine.

While multi-task dating, I Ballanced four women at a time. Of course the goal for multi-task dating has always been 7, one lady for every night of the week.

by abysswanderer December 6, 2006

Diet Dating

To date without the calories. To date without strong commitment or significant amounts of drama. Usually in response to a significant other wanting to define the relationship.

"Emery, I love you, I really do! But I don't know if I am ready for a girlfriend. Besides, dating sounds so serious, why don't we just start diet dating?"

by Czsar May 20, 2008

expiration-dating

1. when a relationship that turns long-distance goes on so long that unused condoms purchased at the beginning of the relationship have expired.

2. the act of inflicting this situation upon another person, esp. a man.

“Are you still going out with Giselle?”
“I dunno man, I still love her, but she’s been expiration-dating me for so long I had to throw out a whole box of durex!”

by Merryman Webster May 31, 2013

Crop Dusting

When a man makes a woman lay on her stomach, letting her think she is getting the rod from behind. While she isn't looking the man sticks out his tongue and, like a crop dusting airplane, hovers over the girls ass until deciding to dip low and lick the girls butt hole. This may be a continual vigorous motion or the man may choose to fly by making many periodic passes. This method of Crop Dusting is not to be confused with the fart procedure of crop dusting.

Jamario made jo-nelle lay on her stomach while he moved his head around her ass licking the butt hole periodically. Thus he went sexually crop dusting with jo-nelle.

by Snatchman April 12, 2009