Damon j

A burnt black jew whose ashy elbows activate the power of vishnu's fat wet penis. When he rubs his magical elbows together, eveyone withing a fifteen foot radius get covered with a thick layer of golden, sticky, hindu cum.

"Oh no! Damon J is hella gay!" "He rubbed his elbows together and now i'm moister than a tube of bengay!"

by RootinTootinPutin🇷🇺 September 27, 2018

Damon

Someone who works has a job, yet never shows up.

Holy fuck isn’t the new guy supposed to be here today?
Who, Damon? I thought that person was made up!

by Jahowell4 November 15, 2018

Dagon

The name of the bull shark in Lake Michigan named for the story by H. P. Lovecraft, an urban legend with teeth going back before the dinosaurs. Some cases being related of a Bull Shark also found in Lake Erie too, okay the short story "Yest Ye Become One" becomes even more frightening of other cases of this -- WGN in Chicago did a blog entry asking the question. The light blue blog reblogged this making smart ass remarks about how Chicago managed to gain a new pet. Takes what Sharknado and implies it was leftover from that.

By the way; you may not want to put domestic abusers or child sex offenders in a boat with a hole drilled in it within the water's of Lake Michigan. You may never know when an urban legend with Flesh and Teeth comes up doing a bite and run, did we mention we gave him a name. His name is Dagon.

by illinoishorrorman December 29, 2018

dagonist

To try your hardest

I’ll try my dagonist to give it to you by next week.

by Angellanum97 February 20, 2019

Damonson

Just a normal boi that will snap your neck when disturbed. He is just a good guy to hang out with though and does pretty well with the ladies.

Damonson is my name and I’m Asian.

by LVL3000Truther June 5, 2019

Damon Al-Bun

The act of a white British guy rolling (specifically using a torn off corner of Rizla pack for a roach.) and smoking a joint.

I say! How about we retire to the smoking room for a couple "Damon Al-Bun's" my old chap?

by Plasma Sonico Boom August 11, 2019

Damon

Damon is a cheater. You may not like him. He is a ok friend but he may leave you for someone else the same day.

This boy Damon cheated on a girl eight times.

by wkjgasiwhj November 6, 2019