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Status - Cucked

A term to describe a specific CRM related phenomenon; or issue, real or apparent, in certain support-focused occupations, most commonly in the Online Product Development Market, i.e. starting work on a ticket to quickly realize it has just been solved by a colleague, but didn't appear as so because it's *Ticket Status:* wasn't updated to reflect said completion.
"@coworker, you've completed ticket X but you didn't revert its status back to "Sent for development".
"I got really excited by it and quickly posted @Department that I'll handle it."
"When I scrolled to the last update I was saddened that the ticket was already handled like used goods."
"You Status - Cucked me @coworker, how could you."
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Lawn Cucked

When another man mows your lawn, with or without your consent. Depriving you of the pleasure of mowing it yourself.
Ben: "Did you have a nice time away Rob?"
Rob: "Yeah, but my neighbour lawn cucked me whilst I was away"
Ben: "Damn, that sucks"
by VaginaPoop June 11, 2021
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Food cucked

When someone is on the receiving end of ordering a crap meal (worst thing on the menu) and the rest of the table is enjoys their delicious food. All the while they sit and watch a their friends enviously like a cuckold.
Eddie sat and watched while his compatriots enjoyed their beautiful meals. He unfortunately had ordered the blt that the kitchen had not even bothered to put bacon on. In that moment he had been food cucked.
by Sushidushi August 21, 2021
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Ilyas casket

Most nurturing loving and caring person around. Very protective of the people he loves especially guys. Has great taste in music, fashion and people. He loves children and know how to have a good time with them, bringing them joy and pleasure.
by Popslime November 22, 2021
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sock cucker

getting off watching someone wear your socks
by mikeydaddy November 16, 2022
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accidenti-cucked

when you fall victim to an inadvertent cuckold situation.
for example when a man is going down on a woman who is receiving anal, and he misses and lands in your mouth by accident
oh what like u never been accidenti-cucked? cmon dude that could happen to anyone that dont make me gay
by hothungreekguy March 6, 2023
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Flaccid Casket

To expire while having the absolute worst, lukewarm, insensate , unerotic sex of your entire life.
Edward always said he had a great technique in bed…Turns out he put her in a Flaccid Casket
by CyberGeddon May 14, 2023
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