drapes match the carpet

If a person wants to know if someone's pubic hair is the same color (or in some cases, same style) as the hair on their head, they might ask "Do the drapes match the carpet?" The drapes are hair; carpet is pubic hair. This is akin to asking "Is she a true blond?" Someone's obviously dyed hair might prompt this speculation: "I'll bet the drapes don't match the carpet."

Lisa has a shaved head. I wonder if the drapes match the carpet?

Didn't she used to be a brunette and now she's a blond? I'll bet the drapes don't match the carpet.

by Glenwood October 1, 2006

Cape Cod Chowdah

When your partner is giving you head on a boat and you cum into their mouth. As the boat is tacking, the boom will hit them in the head and (this is the tricky part) you must hold them underwater until they swallow the mixture of water and semen. As you give them mouth-to-mouth CPR you drink the mixture of sea water semen and vomit. When you eventually throw it all up, you make your partner (who is now conscious) drink the mixture. All the while a lobster is pinching their anus.

Jim's mom has a fear of the ocean ever since she got Cape Cod Chowdah'd by the sailing team.

by nutbutta May 5, 2009

Carpe noctem

Latin for 'seize the night.' Similar to work hard, play hard, people who live by this philosophy usually have a demanding job, study and/or other responsibilities, which take up most of their day. At night, however, they become party animals and have the time of their lives.

Dude1: Hey bro, let's ditch class and get high.
Dude2: Nah man, my Econ professor is reviewing the shit that's gonna be on the final.
Dude1: Don't be such a boring nerd, carpe diem! That's how I roll and my life is awesome.
Dude2: Dude I party every fucking night and I always go home with a hottie. You're flunking out and you can't get laid to save your life cause everyone knows you're a loser. Fuck carpe diem, man. Carpe noctem is where it's at.
Dude1: Whatever man, YOLO.

by Kira, god of the new world April 13, 2014

Cape Guys

we will outdrink, outfuck, and outparty all of you bitches

summer time cape cod

by cape guys rock May 7, 2005

Cape Carl

to have sexual intercourse with someone named Carl from Cape Cod

Girl One: How was your weekend?
Girl Two: It was fantastic. I went to Cape Carl.
Girl One: Lucky.

by Chad "William" Wallace February 23, 2010

cape codder

an alcoholic mix of cranberry juice and vodka originated in Cape Cod

I'm so zooted after have my 8th cape codder, I might just have to do that slam pig over there.

by TheCoolFool December 22, 2008

Carpe Sexus

Seize the Sex.

Liz: I find this man very attractive, and not Canadian.
Sarah McNasty: Carpe Sexus.
Liz: For sure.
-High five-

by Sarah McNasty September 2, 2009