crank a hoe

when u crank a hoe dat mean you will fight dem if dat person step to you like dey wanna do somethin

you at da club some body push you and ask you what you want to get at so you crank dem or strike dey ass up

DEM BITCHES UP HER STARTIN SHYTE THEY MUST THINK I WONT CRANK A HOE

by SENT FROM HEAVEN June 10, 2008

crank dat

a cooler way of saying to do something.

Crank dat new song Dj
crank dat up
crank that batman

by jumping tree October 28, 2007

crank the kwaz

The Kwazi Moto
a variation of walking it out but you bend over and arch your bach almost as if you have scoliosis.

Did you see him crank the kwaz?
Yea i just feel bad, for his crooked spine and all..... sucks for him.

by King of the Kwaz April 28, 2008

neck crank

A neck crank is the act of applying friction with one's hand on the back of someone else's neck. This act is usually done in response to an idiotic remark or statement.

Person 1: "Cody Bryant is the best player in the NBA!"
Person 2: "His name is Kobe Bryant. That's a neck crank"
*Person 2 performs neck crank on person 1's neck.*

by whitestblackguy June 13, 2008

Pony Crank

When You see someting SOOOOO horrable you are just paralized.

I was pony cranked when I saw Frankenmaggie.

When my bitch told me she was pregnent, I was pony cranked.

by Jake June 27, 2004

crank off

to leave

to let loose with something or other

to shoot a gun

to relax, or chill

1-im bored, i feel to just crank off

2-im gonna crank off this fart straight into his hair

3-dont make me crank off this shooter

4-man1:wot u doin 2day?
man2:im just gonna crank off/im just cranked

by big poppa smurf May 22, 2008

Crank Reynolds

hi. im crank. i think im cool. but im really just a crusty red headed step child. son of big ed, with dooshbag glasses. i dont like the wij. and i cant come through in the clutch. ask my dad.

hi. i had an offensive on the game winning play so my dad took a rusty cheese grader and busted my grundle.

by mr. know it all November 27, 2003