cooltings

A word used for the term 'cool' in plural. cool things!!
to big somthing up

billy bob:
gwan what you on man

jimjimmy
jus gunna chill at ma yard man wif sum galdems, wanna link?

billy bob
ah cooltings breh! yeh ite den

by sophnchar June 29, 2007

Colton Georges

A professional golfer that goes by the name of milton stroganof #1 varsity in santa maria, california at his high school.

Have you heard of that guy colton georges he is so pro.

by Colton Georges February 12, 2009

A Colton Shock

The act of being a tool; Walking around like he owns the place

Girl: Im so mad my boyfriend just dumped me!

Friend: Its okay he was a Colton Shock.

by thekidkidkidcudi March 1, 2010

If Looks Could Kale Burger

A special burger that's topped with kale

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the If Looks Could Kale Burger, it comes with kale!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

Anne Coulter

Ann Coulter is my mother, who ruined my life simply by giving birth to me. Because of her genetics, I look exactly like her. I cannot leave the house without a paper bag over my head, because the mere sight of my hideousness causes even the most sensible of people to instinctively throw rocks at me or run away in terror. Children burst into tears when they see me.
I was not married by the time I was fifteen, as I'm so repugnant, which caused my father to send me off to a convent. I was routinely rebuked for singing and being late to dinner. Then I died.

"Billy, you really shouldn't come play at my house. My mother has a habit of raping 12 year old boys."

by Naijeta March 27, 2005

Colton Matthews

colton matthews is a fucking asshole douchebag who is really selfish and will lie to your face just to make things easier for him. He sucks at being a boyfriend, and i hope he never has a girlfriend again. worst decision of my life.

oh and he sucks at kissing. and grinding.

-" remember that guy that was a horrible kisser at that party?"
" ohh yea Colton Matthews"

-"remember that guy Colton Matthews?"
"oh yeah he is such a douche."

by coloradogirl123 January 8, 2012

Indianapolis Colts

The 2007 Super Bowl Champions, winning the game over the Chicago Bears 29-17. The MVP was, not surprisingly, quarterback Peyton Manning. The Bears started strong, returning the opening kickoff for a 92 yard touchdown, a Super Bowl record. It was a steady decline from there, with the Chicago offense showing signs of fatigue in the closing of the first half and all through the second half.

Everyone I know called the bears to win, and needless to say I collected over 500 dollars in bets thanks to the Indianapolis Colts.

by Corbyn, Fool December 9, 2008