Someone that will do anything to associate with police officers or be friends with one because they can't become a cop. Basically, they blow any cop they find because they idol worship them.
A: "Matt just bought a 1998 Crown Vic police interceptor because he's in the Junior Police Academy"
B: " He is such a Cop Fluffer."
B: " He is such a Cop Fluffer."
by baghdadmp June 20, 2008

by CMBC February 14, 2012

The act of checking someone out. Most likely done quickly so as to draw as little attention to oneself as possible.
by SkittleHater September 21, 2008

by iq911506 March 6, 2009

fat cops who are basically useless for nothing else but staking out smoking areas on school campuses and getting hard off of couples making out at the mall. easy to outrun and distracted by loud noises.
the "undercover" rent-a-cops at duxbury high school who sit at onion hill in thier van (not a cruiser) watching for kids saying under thier breath, "make my day."
by k.zazzle March 23, 2007

a person who sits behind the computer all day and flags peoples posts, because they have nothing better to do. belittles people because they are hidden behind their computer screen.
by womanscorned2009 December 21, 2008

by Gumba Gumba April 12, 2004
